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Things you can say to your truck, but not your girdlfrien

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by T-Rex266, Apr 4, 2016.

  1. Apr 4, 2016 at 7:19 PM
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    T-Rex266

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  2. Apr 4, 2016 at 7:20 PM
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    Everyone wants a ride; even if it's 3 at a time.
     
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  3. Apr 4, 2016 at 7:24 PM
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    Black Wolf

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    Black Wolf Bigfoot Hunter, Sasquatch too, but not Yeti

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    It only took 20 bucks to fill her up and you can fit 6 adults in there.

    Or, ...You can't fit as much in her as you'd think but she holds it fine on the tight turns.
     
    Black Wolf, Apr 4, 2016
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  4. Apr 4, 2016 at 8:18 PM
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    johnbiccum

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    Thanks for going where I wanted you to go, without argument or alternative suggestions on destinations
    I can really notice places you have trimmed unneeded weight
    You carry your weight well
    You are big enough in back for me stretch out for a snooze
    You really need some more accessories
    You look just fine even though you really could use a bath
    You are usually warmed up and ready to go before I am
    I appreciate that you can carry 1500 pounds so I don't have to
     
    johnbiccum, Apr 4, 2016
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  5. Apr 4, 2016 at 8:58 PM
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    *Hmm, your rear end is sagging a little, let's buy you a lift..
    *You need a good scrub down..
    *What the heck got stuck in your undercarriage?
    *What the heck is that smell?
    *I can't wait to see how many miles I can put on you..
    *Let's get you some new lube..
    *I'm tired of looking at your headlights, they're a little faded. Let's get you a new set..
    *You're a bit sluggish today..
    *Hey let's look at trading you in for a newer model...
    *I don't like how you look with that bra on...
    *You sure take a long time to warm up..
    *Wow, your previous owner must have ridden you hard...
    *You need to get a lot of work done but most of your parts are obsolete...
    *I'm going to buff you up and take you around to see my friends.
    *My buddies are going to take you for a test drive...
     
    Nor7, Apr 4, 2016
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  6. Apr 4, 2016 at 9:20 PM
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    I love you...
     
    SCRunner12, Apr 4, 2016
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  7. Apr 4, 2016 at 9:24 PM
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    joonbug

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    joonbug °°°°°°°°°°

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    That is one dirty tranny!
     
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  8. Apr 4, 2016 at 9:45 PM
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    bobeast really old member

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    - Bull Bar - LED Bunny Burners - AMP retractable running boards - Headlight leveling retrofit - P3 Brake Controller - 60% rear seat delete - relocation of Sub to rear wall - Bilstein 5100 x4, top setting with 2 shims per side - Coach builder +2 rear shackles w/carrier bearing drop - Firestone Air bags - on-board compressor with auto-leveling - Dual Undercover Swing Boxes. - P285/65/R20 (34.6") BFG TA KO2's - TRD Front skid plate - Pop & Lock Tailgate lock - Remote Tailgate mod - LED Headlights - Nav Bypass - iPhone integration - Serius/XM retrofit - 25% front tint - Bizon electric tonneau cover - Power folding tow mirror upgrade - 2010+ leveling Headlight mod - Auto-fold mirror mod. - one-touch lane changer mod - Flash to open garage opener mod - Rigid H/L fog light upgrade - Pushbutton / Remote start mod.
    I love that your tailgate has indents for my beers. I think I'll call you Kim.
     
    bobeast, Apr 4, 2016
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  9. Apr 4, 2016 at 10:39 PM
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    oil brother

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    3 & 1 Leveling kit W/ Pro Comp series 5183 Rims and Nitto Terra Grappler 305/55/20 Trimmed Bumper, modified inner fenders. Rhino lined Pocket style fender flairs and Rhino Lined dechrome grill, limo tinted back windows and front windshield visor. Weather Guard 127-5 Black Diamond plate Aluminum toolbox
    You are the best $ 609.00 a month, Ride I have had in a long time.

    You, Really need a serious wax job.

    I just drove the shit out of you, and We don't even have to spoon.:)

    I really Don't mind spending all my extra money on you, I'll make more !
     
    oil brother, Apr 4, 2016
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  10. Apr 4, 2016 at 11:02 PM
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    ColoradoTJ

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    I'm trading you in on a new model.
     
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  11. Apr 5, 2016 at 5:14 AM
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    FirstGenTundra

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    I'm going to test drive a new model to see if your worth holding on too.
     
    FirstGenTundra, Apr 5, 2016
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  12. Apr 5, 2016 at 5:29 AM
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    Wilbur

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    Mines not so much a saying, but if i'm working on something and its not going right, like a bolt torqued down to tight or busting plastic pieces up, my go to is "oh come on your dirty bitch."
     
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  13. Apr 5, 2016 at 3:50 PM
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    I'm gonna lube your rear end before we do this.
     
    ColoradoTJ, Apr 5, 2016
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  14. Apr 5, 2016 at 5:28 PM
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    rons23 Get The Led Out!!!

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    Your paid for! :p
     
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  15. Apr 5, 2016 at 6:32 PM
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    You're so easy to get into.
     
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  16. Apr 6, 2016 at 2:59 PM
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    mbrp exhaust, afe dropin filter, stubby antenna, Readylift leveling kit, ICI magnum RT sidesteps, weather techs front & rear
    Your heat in the winter, and shade in the summer!
     
    robie56, Apr 6, 2016
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  17. Apr 6, 2016 at 3:18 PM
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    TXMiamiFan

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    Time to clean that undercarriage.
     
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  18. Apr 6, 2016 at 4:06 PM
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    She may not be as pretty as when I first got her... but this old girl is reliable!
     
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  19. Apr 6, 2016 at 4:41 PM
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    You guys are making me feel like a real asshole. The filter button my my mouth remote has been broken since I was born. I rely on my phone's auto-correct to translate.


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  20. Apr 6, 2016 at 5:03 PM
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    I miss my old truck
     
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  21. Apr 6, 2016 at 5:30 PM
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    Know how to turn you on the right way.
     
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  22. Apr 6, 2016 at 7:00 PM
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    Your ass is big, flat and too white.
     
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    I really scratched up your bed hauling that junk.
     
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