Speelin msteaks

Doez anyone youse speel Czech anymoore?

 

Wat u meen?

 

I don't spell everything correctly every time, but this thread causes me physical pain.

 

I had a professor in college that always wrote on the board "Dew knot trust spel check"

 

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

A checker is a bless sing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when aye rime.

Each frays come posed up on my screen,
Eye trussed two bee a joule;
The checker pours o'er every wyrd,
To cheque sum spelling rule.

Be fore a veiling chequers
Hour spelling mite decline,
And if were lacks or have a laps,
We wood bee maid to wine.

Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
Their are know faults with in my cite,
Off nun eye am a wear.

Now spelling does knot phase me,
It does knot bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad den
With wrapped words fare as hear.

To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud.
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew floors are knot aloud.

Eye strike a quay and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee four two long
And eye can putt the error rite
Its rarely ever wrong.

Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays
Such soft ware four pea seas.
And why eye brake in two averse
By righting want too pleas.

Eye half run this poem threw it
Eye am shore your pleased two no
Its let her perfect in it's weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

-- Sauce unknown

 

Wat?

 

Where is spraynard? @hagrid He speeks mini languages.

 

This hole thread was started because of me . I'm so happy to be a part of this group of people here in tundras.com. lol thanks y'all.

 

Yup, the anguish languish is cum plex

 

whole*


I'm gonna go sit in the corner and twitch randomly.

 

*whole

 

I guess I gest needs to remove myself from posted any thang on hear again. My apology for any anxiety I may have brang to y'all lmao

 

‍♂️

 

*orifice

 

Well this forum does have it's fair share of "orifices" to be sure. Myself included.

 

Them thee brakes...know weary, yew kin affix you're breaks.

 

Y did I jus reed dis thraid????

 

Well because KEVIN thought it was a good idea.



lol

 

Lol! Cool thread.

My current favorite is "the breaks on my truck are squealing" and "my rifle has a muzzle break on it".

 

I dew relay on spell cheque, butte prof Reed aviary thin two.

Kind of serious question, why when someone says a white or black truck is better than the other one does someone reply races instead of racist?

 

Drag racist?

 

WGAF?

 

I couldn't even make it to the 2nd paragraph.

 

IDGAF haha i don't got no time for that.

 

I'm in two them. The whit tunnel allows beets that blend tunnel, end all the otters t. Ates bevell think what tuna pint adds 10 hp.

 

No no no no no...

 

C'mon man. Sketties?