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Sold my Tundra. Bought the new ranger. APRIL FOOLS!

Discussion in 'General Tundra Discussion' started by 15whtrd, Apr 1, 2019.

  1. Apr 1, 2019 at 10:27 AM
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    Trooper2

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    Going to have to shave that sack now. Or at least more often. LOL
     
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  2. Apr 1, 2019 at 10:28 AM
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    15whtrd [OP] Mr. Blonde

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    Nothing but landing strip
     
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  3. Apr 1, 2019 at 10:28 AM
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  4. Apr 1, 2019 at 10:29 AM
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    15whtrd

    15whtrd [OP] Mr. Blonde

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    I’m always lurking, I don’t think I have missed a day in a long time without at least logging in.
     
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  5. Apr 1, 2019 at 10:31 AM
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    15whtrd

    15whtrd [OP] Mr. Blonde

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    That’s not very nice, I thought you guys would be more supportive of me. I’m sighing up for a Ranger forum to tell him what you guys said.
     
  6. Apr 1, 2019 at 10:35 AM
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    marlin39a

    marlin39a I’m a dumbass.

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    This is an April Fools Day joke for sure!
     
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  7. Apr 1, 2019 at 10:39 AM
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    15whtrd

    15whtrd [OP] Mr. Blonde

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    2.3L 270hp and 310 lb-ft of torque!
     
  8. Apr 1, 2019 at 10:42 AM
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    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    None yet
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  9. Apr 1, 2019 at 10:44 AM
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    I’ve been shopping those rangers too.. so many questions for you:
    1. How big a tire can I fit?
    2. What type of MPG are you getting?
    3. What’s that clunk noise I hear?
    4. Does it come with tampons or are those sold separately?
     
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  10. Apr 1, 2019 at 10:49 AM
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    Definitely gets the Estrogen flowing......
     
  11. Apr 1, 2019 at 10:51 AM
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    15whtrd

    15whtrd [OP] Mr. Blonde

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    1. Can fit 35s stock
    2. Haven’t put a tank of gas through it yet. Guessing 30 mpg
    3. That’s the sound of everyone’s jaw dropping as I roll past
    4. I’ll just share the Costco size box my wife gets. Supers!
     
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  12. Apr 1, 2019 at 10:55 AM
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    Blueknights75 040 IS THE FASTEST

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    Happy April Fools Day!
     
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  13. Apr 1, 2019 at 10:59 AM
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    TOYOTAGUYS

    TOYOTAGUYS LOYALTOYOTA

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    i mean this ranger platform is pretty old as well lol. granted its not 12 years old but it did come out in 2011; just in different markets.

    -nice april fools btw lol
     
  14. Apr 1, 2019 at 11:00 AM
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    15whtrd

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    But it’s got all the new tech!
     
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  15. Apr 1, 2019 at 11:05 AM
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    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    No.....I got the Ridgeline....
     
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  16. Apr 1, 2019 at 11:06 AM
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    Tundra$ White Trucks Matter

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    What’s that thing people do on April 1st again?
     
  17. Apr 1, 2019 at 11:06 AM
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    At least we will know where he is most of the time. On the side of the road. We can wave
     
  18. Apr 1, 2019 at 11:07 AM
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    enjoy the new ride and see you in 6 months... ;)
     
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  19. Apr 1, 2019 at 11:07 AM
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    REAL panty dropper:rofl:
     
  20. Apr 1, 2019 at 11:07 AM
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    Dang......
     
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  21. Apr 1, 2019 at 11:08 AM
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    It’s bulletproof bruh!
     
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    Those are the kind of numbers the current tacoma needs. It’s an outrage that the current tacoma doesn’t have torque similar to the old 05-06 4.7 v8:mad:
     
  23. Apr 1, 2019 at 11:11 AM
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    Twinky Keep the shinny side up!

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    With the excellent trade in value of the tundra its almost like they had to pay you to drive a ranger!
    :rimshot: bada bam crash
     
  24. Apr 1, 2019 at 11:12 AM
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    15whtrd

    15whtrd [OP] Mr. Blonde

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    More money for mods!
     
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  25. Apr 1, 2019 at 11:13 AM
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    Twinky Keep the shinny side up!

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    Lol
     
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  26. Apr 1, 2019 at 11:13 AM
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    TXRailRoadBandit73

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  27. Apr 1, 2019 at 11:14 AM
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    I've seen a ranger before:
    2009_Honda_Ridgeline_1_-_04-11-2010-1000x494.jpg
    Enjoy....:eek:
     
  28. Apr 1, 2019 at 11:15 AM
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    you are calling tundra pussies but you sound like a little teenie bopper or high maintenance woman with all your fancy crap you want. lmao. I just want a vehicle that's badass, I'm not having a party in it, I'm offroading it. Btw most Fords now aren't made in the US and if they are, all the parts are made somewhere else jokes on you Mrs. fancy pants. Hope your seat warmer can find your balls.
     
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    Bye felicia..............jk good try.
     

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