Shiftys truck

i wouldnt be caught dead in a truck with plastic bumpers or an automatic transmission.

 

Can I see your machine captain bee?

 

I need to take it somewhere pretty & get some glamour shots.

 

Shift should

she is sexy! Wifey says it just needs white wheels! How much?

 

How u open dat back door tho

 

Before I make an offer.. do u have the key to gas door?

 

Haha. Still got both factory keys & fobs. But i dont sell things.

 

Gals and gentlemen - wifey wants to make an offer on bees truck. She wants to paint the lid and the wheels white. How much do we offer after we deduct all that work to make her look like she needs to ?

 

See guys! White wheels is the best plan. Some dudes wife said so.

 

She ain’t just a wife she turns a slinky into wood so I give her what she want

 

that look my pinky ring. Mines is a lil bigger

 

You ever put on ladies jeans and think your ass looks great? Thats kinda how it is driving a ladies truck. & i dont really care what anyone else thinks about my ass in ladies jeans.

 

Anybody know what this days special at Burger King be?

 

I can’t say I have my bad. How often do u wear ladies jeans and look at yoself?

 

Can we get some pics anyway?

 

I think that’s what shift might doing right now

 

He will give us all instruction about it afta

 

Sure

 

i've been being gentle with my knee, so i've skipped a month of leg days. Be patient.

 

I do squats daily

 

Wifey said the belly needs to go though.

 

The lack of "th" in these posts is disturbing.

 

T h? As in, the helm?

 

Your motorcycle is for geeks. Get a man’s bike

 

Y’all wifey want to go to bojangle soon. Anyone in the Winston Salem area want to go to lunch?

 

Y’all think I need 4wd for beach drivin? I say no. Wifey say yea

 

SHIFTY FOR MAYOR!

 

As in enunciated English.

If you think the CCs of a bike determine your status as a man, you're you're still a boy.

 

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