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PSA: wife's pointless argument solution

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Law323, Nov 28, 2016.

  1. Nov 28, 2016 at 9:34 AM
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    Law323

    Law323 [OP] it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    Hey guys, you know those arguments that your loved one of the opposite gender instigates that have no meaning or point? Finally decided to give my lovely Wife something to be pissed off about instead of the things she was "venting" about that had absolutely no point.

    Look at her with the most arrogant face you can make and simply say these four words,"baby, calm your tits"

    You WILL get serious backlash, but at least she has SOMETHING tangible to be pissed off about.

    This has been a public service announcement.....and a successful experiment on my end. LOL
     
  2. Nov 28, 2016 at 9:57 AM
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    Ha sounds like I need to start writing down notes of what not to say to my future wife.
     
  3. Nov 28, 2016 at 10:06 AM
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    Netmonkey Don't be a Dumbass

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    she laughed :)

    but she does come up with shit to be pissed about that makes absolutely no sense. o_O:rolleyes: sometimes, I just stare at her in disbelief.
     
  4. Nov 28, 2016 at 10:33 AM
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    LOL my girl said "No". And threw a DVD at me... Still made me lunch though! :rofl:

    Why you always gettin' in these predicaments Law.
     
  5. Nov 28, 2016 at 11:18 AM
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    Law323 [OP] it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    Where to begin? I'm a smart ass, I can't stand pointless arguments, I like to conduct social experiments just for the hell of it, I'm an asshole, I never want to sit and listen to people's drama.

    Take your pick LOL
     
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  6. Nov 28, 2016 at 11:19 AM
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    Law323 [OP] it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    But it IS fun. Man's gotta have some form of entertainment when his woman's taking up his time! LOL
     
  7. Nov 28, 2016 at 11:20 AM
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    Law323 [OP] it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    Oooh that's walking into a minefield and deliberately trying to step on one.

    I like it!! LOL
     
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    I only ask because I get it.
     
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  9. Nov 28, 2016 at 11:29 AM
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    I must have found a Unicorn.
     
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  10. Nov 28, 2016 at 11:36 AM
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    Law323 [OP] it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    I'm all about the scientific method!! LOL
     
  11. Nov 28, 2016 at 11:38 AM
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    Law323 [OP] it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    no, you're just God's favorite apparently LOL
     
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  12. Nov 28, 2016 at 11:39 AM
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    Ha, I am so stealing that quote. She will heart it.
     
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  13. Nov 28, 2016 at 2:29 PM
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    Law323 [OP] it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    LOL hey, I hide all the knives and guns in my safe and only I know the combination. The one gun my wife has, I take the bullets out. LOL
     
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    Last time I said "calm your tits" she said "calm your balls"
    I just stood there...like... wut?

    IMG_3061.jpg
     
  15. Nov 28, 2016 at 2:34 PM
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    Law323 [OP] it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    I'll have to try each of those and rate by effectiveness, intensity of backlash, and time of argument after initiation.

    Dammit, now I'm really curious!!

    Wonder if I'll still be married when I finish? LOL
     
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  17. Nov 28, 2016 at 2:39 PM
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    "What's wrong?"
    -nothing

    10 mins later "what the hell? Are you kidding me right now?"
     
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    Law323 [OP] it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    good thing I make up to my wife as well as I piss her off LOL gotta have balance!!
     
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    Survey says! Law get his a$$ whooped by mamma before making it halfway down that list:rofl:
     
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    Perfect meme for that.
    IMG_2223.jpg
     
  21. Nov 28, 2016 at 2:47 PM
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    Law323 [OP] it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    You ain't wrong LOL
     
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    Law323 [OP] it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    That's why I gotta keep her on her toes baby!! Keeps the marriage alive!!

    Perspective!!

    Seriously that's amazing brother! I'm the same way, she's my first and last wife. Ain't gonna make that call unless I'm sure!!
     
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    8 years over here. Been together ten.
     
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    I think I'll do this tonight and try and video it and post the results! I'm feelin kinda spicy :devil: and hey its 50/50. She's either going to laugh or be pissed! Gotta shake things up every now and again! :bananadead:
     
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    So I have to know, what was the Doc venting about?
     
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    Law323 [OP] it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    I honestly couldn't tell you. It started off as how I forgot to take out the trash (but my brother in law has a store I can always dump my trash in his dumpster) and from then on it turned into a vent-rage about random things. Most of which had zip to do with me. She RARELY gets like that (maybe once every few months). Unfortunately, at that time I was in my "social scientist mode" and decided to conduct that experiment. LOL

    When we started dating, I decided to pick a huge fight just to see how she would react. So far, curiosity hasn't killed the cat! LOL
     
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    Law323 [OP] it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    Do it!!
     
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    Speaking for all women, (I believe we already established that I am a real female as indicated by the Happy Thanksgiving thread lol) let me just start off by saying OMG! Wow you guys! So now it makes sense, you like to push it to the limit and see what kind of rise you get out of us. That is deviously sadistic! :crazy: I actually think calm your tits is freakin hilarious and I would have laughed and laughed and laughed, and as @Sean266 said, you would have been like wait wut??? Why is she still laughing like a crazy woman! @Law323, you may have hidden the knives and guns but is she good with her hands??? There are always ways to punish if we really wanted to....but we usually just let you guys off easy. @Sean266, you are so right, we aren't going to say anything is wrong because YOU are supposed to know that something is wrong duh! :notsure: She shouldn't have to tell you if something is wrong. @Law323, let me know if you need an attorney after your scientific method experiment, if calm your tits wasn't funny then daaamn, I would like to be a fly on that wall when the shit hits the fan! :crapstorm: Take it from @gosolo, honey you are right and I am wrong, it goes a long way.
     
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    ^^ inb4 typical female rant :p
     

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