Post your parking rants

Got nothing to say...

 

Coexist, man. Peace.

 

You should Bruce Lee jump kicked the back window

 

Lol, I wish. This is before we left on vacation, at my mother in laws condo. I would be I big trouble.

 

I might just take this into a FedEx kinkos and have them made into business cards just to see the look on their faces

And it's a great idea to keep in the glove box

 

Looks like the dude just wants to cuddle up with a real truck!

 

The coexist people are used to taking what's not theirs....

 

We park all the way "over there" with the other fair minded people who can't live with the cretins who don't give a @#$% and I'm ok with it. You can't give a clue, people won't wake up. grumble. Brand new Tundra and some idjit in an Escalade dented the cab corner...that took some work.
Somebody send me the Mickey Mouse card. I'm at least going to start making myself feel better.

 

Lol it's alright. One day! It's going to be pow right through the back window lol

 

The lift and sliders have protected my truck well from A-holes but my Z4 no matter how far I park away from everyone, its magnet.

 

True story how @#$%'d up people are. At our local supermarket I park way the heck away from the entrance. It is so far away that basically nobody except me parks there. For some strange reason those spaces are marked "for small cars" which makes no sense at all. They are normal spaces and are at the opposite end from any business...maybe 100 yards!!!

One day I am getting out of my truck, parked in one of those ironically marked spaces and a guy pulls into the adjacent space....whatever. As soon as he gets out of his car he starts ranting at me that those spaces are reserved for small cars.

My comment to him "I bet you come to this store pretty often huh?". He seemed to get the point. Play nice Motherfaker.

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One time I parked my trans am about 50 spaces from the 1st open spot. I came outside and found 3 cars parked around it. Its got a very expensive paint job. Plus j like to look at my rides as I walk through the lot because they are sexy rides. But cars around it take away that pleasure.

 

I want some of those

 

Vistaprint is gonna get bombarded by Tundras.com

 

that asshole parked to me last time when I was detailing my truck...

yes..my name is Steve from Minecraft...

 

Had to post this. Sorry but this shit drives me nuts, especially when nobody else can park and are circling the parking lot. It's one thing if your in the back of the parking lot and nobody is around, but come on, right in the front is just BS. Go figure it's coming from a ford owner

 

At our train station parking lot, which is completely full by 7:30am, someone parked like that. I wanted to leave a nasty message but didn't have a pen. Went to work and came back at night and someone busted out every window on the car. Made me feel happy.

 

Oh man that is blissful street justice lol. That story makes me feel a little better .

 

So I stop off to do a little quick shopping (5 mins tops) and I step outside to find this ...

He backed into the stall which was way too small for his truck as you can see by how much he stuck out into the lot in the front.

Here's a close up of how close he got ...

I took several other pictures incase I found some damage. Funny thing, he saw me doing so and came out yelling that he didn't hit my truck. I told him then he had nothing to worry about.

 

ugh, Fed Ex has some of the worst employees

 

You aint joking...they never knock here and show up and different times and when i called customer service they straight up lied to me. Now i call local dispatch and they will call the driver to find out what time he will be here and then call me back to let me know. I talked to some drivers when they deliver and they act like they just dont give a crap.
UPS is the complete opposite for me.

 

look up violentlittle.com they have the perfect stickers. Here is the description
-So, you did it again. You parked like an asshole and thought nothing would come of it? Well my friend, your days are numbered. You will be found and made a public example of. The Asshole Parking Sticker isn't just an ordinary sticker...its an eggshell sticker, which means it peels off in a million small, frustrating pieces. Featured as the mystery item in our September

 

And it happens again You can see I'm touching the curb just to avoid anyone else at all costs

 

Fed-Ex parking seems to be the same everywhere. Parked in a handicap spot, backed in and blocking the sidewalk. One short of a parking trifecta.

 

I posted this before, but it's fitting for this thread.

So, my wife parks waaaay out there away from everyone; even backs in and does a pretty good job of being centered in her spot. Goes into the store, and comes out to find this camry not only parked right next to her, but hugging the line as well. People are just douchebags.

 

I would have pulled one of those big ass rocks, and tucked it under their tire. Idiots

 

Just sayn