Poorly explain what you do for a living

I pretend to listen to people and not talk to them.

 

I play a mid 90's touchscreen computer logic game, and try not to blow things up

 

I'm in charge of a big metal box that moves lots of Tundra Juice and other nasty stuff to exotic (and equally nasty) locales all over the world.

 

Thank you for your patients and service. Thumbs up.

 

Approach ATC?

 

Turn dirt into material that contains lava

 

Put band aids on folks at altitude!

 

Flight medic?

 

Amazon customer service?

 

Or a truck driver.

 

RR engineer.

 

I argue, in print and orally.

 

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Ask and you shall receive.





I'm the external human cargo here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74jDT657nvo

 

I start my day by making all sorts of great plans to get lots done, then proceed to ignore all of them.

 

I get to blow things up so you (hopefully) stay safe.

 

I buy stocks in companies of troubled companies with low stock prices. When the share prices go back up again I sell, anticipating that said company will once again run itself into the ground. People pay me to do this because they think that’s complicated.

 

I extract money from people who don't have the skills, training, and or ability to do the things they need to have something fixed, and I fix it.

 

I m on unemployment...I win

 

I use rocks, wood and metal to make things.

 

What about paper and scissors?

 

Mostly sit around but every so often put wet stuff on red stuff.

 

I make sure kids have the abundance of technology at the same time restrict them from using it for Porn and Stupid Social Media.....

 

I connect expensive cables to expensive boxes....

 

I am the wizard behind the curtain... and no one knows who I am, until they need me.

 

Yes, actually, those as well.

 

I coach technicians and managers in problem solving. Apparently I either have good job security, or I suck at my job.

 

Chicken poop containment designer/ inspector