Poorly explain what you do for a living

Not so much packets, but Parcels...........

I drive from Dallas to Muskogee and back 5 days days a week and listen to the radio..
Usually Compound Media or Sirius/Xm First Wave...

Funny thing, there is at least one (or more) MJ medical dispensaries in every small OK town from the TEXAS state line to Muskogee Ok..
Yet this is my favorite Haggard song.

https://youtu.be/68cbjlLFl4U

 

I grind rocks.

 

Haha, I make sawdust.

 

Got a link to your stuff?

 

One weekend a month and two weeks a year (yeah, right) I solve problems you didn’t know you had in ways you couldn’t imagine.

The rest of the time I just measure stuff that measures stuff.

 

I drive around drinking diet Coke’s making sure the buildings and people inside are still there

 

I fix things that make your internet and phone work.


Edit:added a couple pics of some of the racks used for testing.

 

I used to be a "Tin Knocker" or "Tinner" . . .



I will accept "Tin Bender" or "Metal Monkey" as well . . .

 

I try to deswindle the swindling swines by trying not to be a swindling swine myself....
now repeat that 3 times real fast..haha

 

I stare at a computer and talk on the phone a lot. I tell people with a “C” in their title how much money they made or lost, and give that same info to the government. My current company transforms sunlight into dollar bills.

 

I find and dispose of the bad apples in the orchard.

 

I turn a variety of wrenches on things like these

 

Hey! That's where the round things go that we make for those who cannot make their own but want their own made.

 

Lol, yeah. So true.

 

I use Sunlights energy that transforms from Bazillion years of travel into a cambium layer and flume to transform into growing Dollars that need to be pruned, cut, removed and disposed.... it’s a pretty peaceful growth.... that needs to be explained in great detail with a bunch of mangled headaches, scheduling,financial episodes and Saftey orientation with insurance, osha and Over watch so I can collect the Paper product that was grown from the Sun’s Rays that traveled thru all of that to get into my wallet by the cow that ate some of the energy in form of grass, then Became leather.

Ya ,Sun be powerful

 

I lay some mean pipe.

 

My job involves wearing "many different hats"..... but legal kidnapping is one.

 

Do to the total secrecy of my work, I don’t know what I do ....

 

CIA
Social services
Animal control?

 

I was thinking BP

 

I explain what should be common sense to adults with confused and perplexed looking faces. I’m a glorified adult baby sitter.

 

Wait..... why does your vehicle status say truck shopping again? Did I miss something?

 

Sold my lifted GMC and bought another diesel again. Need to change that....Opps. Lol

 

Nice! I used to be an apprentice for 88 back in the day. My good buddy works 206. Now I’m just a glorified state gardener that sometimes puts the wet stuff on the hot stuff.

 

In too my 6th year of permanent vacation. Only good thing about DeKalb County Ga was their pension.

 

Somewhere in here we gotta start having people say what they do, half of you guys got me real confused.

 

I make magic happen.

 

I love magic!!