Poorly explain what you do for a living

I work the pole so my wife doesn't have to.

 

I tell sand to do math and then tell other sand what to do. Sometimes that other sand actually tells people what to do.

 

You must be extremely busy.

 

I take care of stuff that measures other stuff that keeps your car together.

 

I borrow peoples offspring twice a day and tell them how wonderful they are even if they were Satan's own.

 

I think therefore I am...eg. I breathe.

 

I sell sharp and pointy things on Amazon

 

I buy those sharp and pointy things, therefore keeping you gainfully employed....circle of life.

 

I’m the face of people that I’ve never met’s nightmares

 

Little humps is good, big humps are better...

 

Brain plumbing...

 

Currently I am very very gainfully employed replacing things hurricanes displace.

 

Toys for Rich Guys.

 

I watch people do stuff

 

I make the engineering mistakes!

 

I make drugs legal

 

I’m the liaison between things that need to get done and the things that won’t get done.

 

Thanks friend.

 

Pretend to do the job my superiors think is important while doing the job I know actually is.

 

My wife says I do nothing just sit on my butt and on phone whole day. I tend to agree with her.

 

I read/research a bunch of stuff and then tell people what they are doing good and wrong.

 

Delay the inevitable(usually unsuccessfully) and put the wet stuff on the red stuff….

 

Great thread, whatever you do, thanks for working to make America awesome.

 

I support the management at a warehouse full of dont wanna do my job boo-hooers

 

I break people’s houses, then those people pay me to fix it.

 

I cultivate legal cannabis

 

I construct and maintain invisible magic.

 

I ensure packets make it to their destination.