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Poorly explain what you do for a living

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by T-Rex266, May 29, 2021.

  1. Jun 3, 2021 at 6:43 PM
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    infidel

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    Procomp 3/1 Method 307 18x9 +25 Falken Wildpeak AT3W 295/70r18
    Make the cold juices run in weird boxes on roofs to make people cold. Or I light fires in other boxes to keep them warm.
     
  2. Jun 3, 2021 at 6:48 PM
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    ColoradoTJ

    ColoradoTJ O'Keefe Music Foundation Staff Member

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    Let me go find where people were giving contacts if I still have it and text you.
     
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  3. Jun 3, 2021 at 6:49 PM
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    Muleycrazy13

    Muleycrazy13 New Member

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    Toyota spray in bed liner/ 30" LED Lightbar/ Pro Comp Pro Runner SS @ 2.5"/ Husky Xact fronts/ Weathertech rear/ NFAB steps/ 275/70R18 BFG KO2's/ LED interior from GTR lighting/ Tekonsha Prodigy Trailer brake Controller
    Thank you sir
     
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  4. Jun 3, 2021 at 6:57 PM
    #304
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 RUNNIN' WITH THE DEVIL AND THE TÜNDRA CRÜE

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    Searching for my Fundra
    None yet
    I slap my wood in wet and dry holes all over different states
     
  5. Jun 3, 2021 at 7:01 PM
    #305
    AzureNightmare

    AzureNightmare Geek in a Tundra

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    Wyoming
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:


    /endthread We have a winner.:bananadead::boom:
     
  6. Jun 3, 2021 at 7:02 PM
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    landphil

    landphil Filthy. Stinkin’. Rich. Two outa three ain’t bad.

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    I thought you went to black tie events and put your feet up.
     
  7. Jun 3, 2021 at 7:23 PM
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    Jack McCarthy

    Jack McCarthy New Member

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    I am a cog within a wheel, often belittled and ignored who maintains, fixes and sometimes redesigns parts of systems that most are clueless about because the few who were either moved on, retired or died.

    My importance will only come to light once I leave the company, the system breaks and a nuclear conflict ensues. At that time I’ll be ice fishing from a remote undisclosed location in the North watching the midnight sky for shooting stars or whatever resembles them.

    But realistically we all know that will never happen…




    because I don’t ice fish.
     
  8. Jun 3, 2021 at 7:39 PM
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    Lifer

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    Fab tech on the 2000
    I make things I am not smart enough to use:monocle:
     
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  9. Jun 3, 2021 at 7:47 PM
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    Baja Mike

    Baja Mike Baja Aficionado

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    LED interior lights, Baja Designs foglights, Baja Designs S8 hood bulge light bar, LED bed lights, Baja Designs S8 amber bar in bumper on Rago Fab mounts, AMP Research bedstep, Switch Pros sp-9100, tinted door windows
    I put band-aids on schools that are falling apart.
     
  10. Jun 3, 2021 at 7:52 PM
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    ColoradoTJ

    ColoradoTJ O'Keefe Music Foundation Staff Member

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    Depends if you know what kind of bars he goes to....

     
  11. Jun 3, 2021 at 7:54 PM
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    AzureNightmare

    AzureNightmare Geek in a Tundra

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    :laughing:
     
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  12. Jun 3, 2021 at 7:56 PM
    #312
    drobb

    drobb The Feral Snail

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    I hit plastic buttons, so you can hit plastic buttons and spend countless hours in front of a TV yelling, screaming and crying.
     
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  13. Jun 8, 2021 at 5:46 AM
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    bdpeelgren

    bdpeelgren New Member

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    Readylift 3/1, Rigid D-series fog lights, Supernova V.4, F/R Coverking covers.
    I’m a lathe guy. Stuck between what I’d consider an operator and programmer.
     
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  14. Jun 8, 2021 at 7:35 PM
    #314
    vl184009

    vl184009 Cheers Boys!

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    Southern, Ca.
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    Hehe, close but no cigar...:p
     
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  15. Jun 8, 2021 at 8:45 PM
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    RustyPNW

    RustyPNW New Member

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    People call me to make sure they're not in trouble or infectious. Also, I show people how to lift heavy humans safely.
     
  16. Jun 8, 2021 at 10:31 PM
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    Shaff777

    Shaff777 Rocking the Tundra since 2010

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    Boss 2.5 Aluma kit. SPC UCA’s Color matched front surround Scs Ray 10 wheels. Cooper AT3 XLT’s 295/70/18
    I give people debt. Then I watch them build things so they can give other people debt.
     
  17. Jun 8, 2021 at 10:49 PM
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    Rockgate

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    I buy wood products, man handle and finesse it, then sell it to people for a profit.
     
  18. Jun 9, 2021 at 3:07 AM
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    needsmoresalt

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    A few
    I use cryptography to defeat cryptography
     
  19. Jun 9, 2021 at 4:08 AM
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    mgxsequioa

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    Where can I get a cable stretcher and a bucket of dial tone?
     
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  20. Jun 9, 2021 at 4:18 AM
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    BUCS_KID88

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    I watch paper get the same tattoo for 8 hours
     
  21. Jun 9, 2021 at 1:55 PM
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    November Sun

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    I blow shit up for the US Army.
     
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  22. Jun 9, 2021 at 1:57 PM
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    ThcAk

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    2012 Crewmax S/C'd 5.7 pyrite mica,& coming soon 07 rcsb,5.7,4x4 silver sky
    Crewmax- trd supercharger,6" pro-comp lift, amp research electric running boards, air lift bags on the rear, 20" rockstars wrapped with cooper stt pro's.( blown up engine ) RCSB- stock
    Thank you for your service!
     
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    NAIVIAN

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    I sit and listen to people, whine, complain, and bitch about thier life. Then I validate their emotional expeience and then guide them through the problem solving methods of life as I am screaming in my head "JUST GROW THE FUCK UP ALREADY AND TAKE SOME RESPONSIBILTY FOR YOUR OWN LIFE."

    On the other hand I also work with the emotions of the abused children, to help them heal from the hurt and pain of life, which is the rewarding side of things.
     
  24. Jun 9, 2021 at 3:16 PM
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    The Dude

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmEifA3hF0E
     
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  25. Jun 9, 2021 at 3:18 PM
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    AzureNightmare

    AzureNightmare Geek in a Tundra

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    *flops on the couch*

    So, it all started when....







    I play that role for friends, frequently, and the internal screams are real. :rofl: kudos to you for going through the training to give proper help.:thumbsup:
     
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  26. Jun 9, 2021 at 5:57 PM
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    BubbaW

    BubbaW FAA Tweaker

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    For 40 yrs I provided horizontal/vertical guidance on certain days and made sure the rabbit was in sequence on others. Or as my Mom(God rest her soul) use to tell her friends....I changed light bulbs :facepalm:
     
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  27. Jun 12, 2021 at 2:49 PM
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    kittyhawk

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    6112/5160.
    I’ve thought long and hard and decided on a Flying Pig. I’ll let you figure it out.
     
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  28. Jun 12, 2021 at 2:57 PM
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    Randy Morton

    Randy Morton Life takes its toll, please have exact change.

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    You either are (or worked for) an Australian musician, or you worked for an American pipeline company. I'm leaning towards the latter.
     
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  29. Jun 12, 2021 at 3:17 PM
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    kittyhawk

    kittyhawk New Member

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    Nope neither of the two. Good guess tho.
     
  30. Jun 12, 2021 at 4:03 PM
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    The Dude

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    LE pilot?
     

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