Pet Peeves...

When you squat down and rip yourself a new one... first and last pair of Wrangler jeans.

 

I thought it was just me. I stopped buying them too. They kept ripping in the groin area.

 

Laugh all you want Thump. When they're big, they're big. Nutting you can do!

 

When your daughters tell you you're going to the father/daughter dance at school in 1 hour. WTF? I haven't danced since 1991. Everyone better be ready for a show if an MC Hammer song comes on. I'm out! Back in a couple of hours if I don't hurt myself.

 

Please record that shit!

 

Turn that mutha out! (You better know that is a play on words of a hammer song)

 

Isn't this why y'all get that dark tint?

 

When the GF comes over and she uses the bathroom to get "ready" before we go out somewhere....need I say more.

90% of the people I work with.

Looking at my black truck 25 minutes after washing it and seeing the dust building up.

Chrome

Feminists

PETA

WINDOWS FUCKING UPDATES!!

 

When your daughters take you to the school dance then run off with their friends leaving you sitting by yourself in the corner.

 

My girls did the same to me. Dang school should allow alcohol so all the dads can sit in the corner and drink beer and talk football.

 

Other tundra forums that don't let you view attachments without joining.

 

Not sure if this has been posted already, but dudes that don't put the weights back on the rack in the gym. Our building has a small gym in the basement that I use almost daily. There's this dude that goes during lunch (I go around 330) and leaves all his shit laying around and loaded on the bar. Got tired of it. So today before I left the gym I loaded the bar will all 2.5 and 5# plates I could find. Mean? Don't care. Put the weights back. Hopefully that'll teach him a lesson.

 

People pointing
People who "cut me off" then go slow in front of me
People who portray that they fully understand something but are completely ignorant on the subject
People who believe they hold all the answers (Know-it-all)
People who are excessively bothered by multiple "small things" (Minute details, Grammar, Noises)
People stringently "obey the rules" as if someone's life depended upon it.

(i.e. Not running a stoplight(that is broken), when a train is coming down the tracks that I am blocked in on. I had to ram the damn cars in front of me into the middle of the intersection so the train did not hit me. To be fair, it was slightly my fault in that I ended up waiting on a stoplight while sitting on the tracks, but what engineer decides that putting a railroad track 2 car lengths behind the stoplight is a good idea.(OKC) shakes head...)

In short, PEOPLE!

Tools that do not function properly
Stripped bolts
Slow network connectivity
Slow Computer or Smart phone
Cowardice
Ignorance

This list is certainly not fully inclusive but it gives an accurate depiction of some of my "Pet peeves".

 

Is it hard to eat burritos with chop sticks?

 

People that drive slow in front of me during winter when the roads are actually just wet.

 

the one thing that annoys me..... people who drive too slow in the left lane on a highway/freeway. here in the Austin area on interstate 35, the center lane is packed with semi's and the right lane is for much slower moving vehicles and for entering/exiting the interstate. so the left lane is for faster travelling passenger vehicles. Generally, the left lane flows from 70-80 mph. However, there will be that one A-hole doing 60-65 in the left lane with open road ahead of them and you cant get around them.

 

Going to a nice resturaunt for dinner and using the men's room to wash my hands before dinner only to walk in and find out someone just burned a dead mule.

 

We have found at our place that a "Your mom doesn't work here, clean up your weights" sign works wonders....

 

I don't detect happiness

 

Remember......There's no angry way to say BUBBLES!!!

 

Around here it's more often than not someone driving a Prius.

 

How about the police officers that pull you over for driving in the left lane. Texas law changed at some point from "Slower traffic keep right" to "Left lane for passing only". I'm not sure which legislative microbrained milliwit came up with that one.

 

That's the way it is in co but they are pretty lax about it.

 

i agree, "Slower traffic keep right" makes more sense than "Left lane for passing only". the "Left lane for passing only" law forces constant lane changes which is more risky than just "Slower traffic keep right".

however, i think the "Left lane for passing only" law makes more sense outside of densely populated metro areas. that one would be tough to enforce in a metro area.

 

They do just the same thing here in OKC. It actually might be worse here as every time I pass through Austin the traffic is usually flowing pretty well on the highway.

 

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