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Outbound's 10,000th Post Fever Dream and Bullshittery Extravaganza

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Outbound, Jun 7, 2023.

  1. Jun 9, 2023 at 10:03 PM
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    RUSTYNUTS

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    to be continued...
    not my proudest moment....:anonymous:
     
  2. Jun 9, 2023 at 10:20 PM
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    ZappBrannigan

    ZappBrannigan The mind is willing but the flesh is weak

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    That’s because you’re drinking American beer which is basically water by Canadian standards. I dare you to do better. Every post you make, take a shot. You have to represent America!

    Also, you’re really living on the edge, because when the ambulance picks you up to get your stomach pumped you won’t know if your hospital is in network or not.

    I think I just created a new sport, Arizona roulette.
     
  3. Jun 9, 2023 at 10:31 PM
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    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    First of all, yes, I enjoy my American beer, it's a great way to start the day with a few, or 12, beers, currently I have upped my game to some Ale and about to go grab a German black lager.

    Secondly, I am not a rookie, I don't need no stinking ambulance.


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dln7yj8MDWE
     
  4. Jun 10, 2023 at 6:27 AM
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    texasrho83

    texasrho83 Old Member

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    Where the hell did you find this?! I been lookin for something like this forever. For a friend, of course.
     
  5. Jun 10, 2023 at 8:42 AM
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    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    apparently just away on bender epic enough to warrant a movie...

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  6. Jun 10, 2023 at 10:31 AM
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    to be continued...
    I might know what happened. Perhaps somebody put a treat in a box, with a hole large enough to get a paw into, but small enough that the paw won't pull back out while holding the treat. And the treat surely won't be left behind......because coons are stubborn. It's a coon-trap (from one of the few novels I ever read, and yes I believe it was elementary school)
     
  7. Jun 10, 2023 at 10:42 AM
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    FrenchToasty

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    That was a strange and messed up book to be reading as a kid
     
  8. Jun 10, 2023 at 11:11 AM
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    to be continued...
    It really was....scarred me for life
     
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  9. Jun 10, 2023 at 11:44 AM
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    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    Oh, you mean, like buying happy meals from a clown that hangs around with a giant talking purple butt plug?
     
  10. Jun 10, 2023 at 12:03 PM
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    ZappBrannigan

    ZappBrannigan The mind is willing but the flesh is weak

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    Imagine how high the guy was that came up with that? Then someone in management was like, “yep, that’s it right there”.
     
  11. Jun 10, 2023 at 12:33 PM
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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  12. Jun 10, 2023 at 12:41 PM
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  13. Jun 10, 2023 at 3:16 PM
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    ZappBrannigan The mind is willing but the flesh is weak

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    I can’t believe that’s real.

    I don’t want to live on this planet anymore
     
  14. Jun 10, 2023 at 5:00 PM
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    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    I do.
    I just want about 7.5 billion people to leave.
     
  15. Jun 10, 2023 at 5:04 PM
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    to be continued...
    but.... they give you a toy with a happy meal.
    I have a gift for you all. Yes this is real...

    upload_2023-6-10_17-3-38.png

    You're welcome
     
  16. Jun 10, 2023 at 6:58 PM
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :puke:
     
  17. Jun 10, 2023 at 7:11 PM
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    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    I got diarrhea just looking at that pic.
     
  18. Jun 10, 2023 at 7:11 PM
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    to be continued...
    Oh I would never eat the thing either. The fact that it's a secret menu item, means the customer actually says "yes, I'd like a McGangbang". If ever I were in a McDeez, and I heard somebody order one.... oh how epic it would be. Especially if the employee didn't know about it
     
  19. Jun 10, 2023 at 7:14 PM
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    It would be epic if you said "I'd like a McGangbang" and got dragged in the back by 5 employees and a clown.
     
  20. Jun 10, 2023 at 7:23 PM
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    to be continued...
    :rofl:if somebody.... wouldn't be me tho
     
  21. Jun 10, 2023 at 7:27 PM
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    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    I think you meant to say "with a few 12 beers" - damn those pesky commas. I'd consult with my writers but the greedy fuckers are still on strike.
     
  22. Jun 10, 2023 at 7:30 PM
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    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    Isn't that why you moved to Canada?
     
  23. Jun 10, 2023 at 7:32 PM
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    Bravo for this whole sh*t show thread to somehow include WoT. Didn't see that one coming.
     
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    Can I ask a question for the cooks here on this never ending thread that never ends? Anyone have experience using lump coal? My BIL who's a great cook swears by this stuff. Going to give it a try tomorrow, ..thoughts?

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  26. Jun 10, 2023 at 9:50 PM
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    GIN•OKUMA

    GIN•OKUMA Can’t get to SSEM from there. RGBA1

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    ZappBrannigan The mind is willing but the flesh is weak

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    I can’t cook Mac and cheese but I’ll go ahead and say why the hell not? Maybe it’s great maybe it’s awful, maybe I need another scotch.
     
  28. Jun 10, 2023 at 10:08 PM
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    ZappBrannigan The mind is willing but the flesh is weak

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    I mean, if a butt plug that holds tacos doesn’t drive you out maybe grimace the purple talking butt plug will.

    there’s a lot of butt plugs in this thread… what does that say about outbound?
     
  29. Jun 10, 2023 at 10:18 PM
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    I say, I like your style. :drunk:
     
  30. Jun 10, 2023 at 11:45 PM
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Are you using it in a BGE or other Komodo??? Are you trying to grill or smoke??
     
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