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Official BS and shenanigans & Good Morning America Thread

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Prostar 190, Dec 23, 2019.

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  1. Apr 24, 2020 at 7:51 AM
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    What resource did you use for grammar?
     
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  2. Apr 24, 2020 at 7:52 AM
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    Why does everyone laugh at my ideas?
     
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    There's a dirty joke in there somewhere... :monocle:

    I'm curious to see if the cover fits the second gen wheel though!
     
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  4. Apr 24, 2020 at 7:52 AM
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    There's going to be a lot of this when kids go back to school.

    upload_2020-4-24_8-52-36.jpg
     
    Grumpy Uncle, Apr 24, 2020
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  5. Apr 24, 2020 at 7:52 AM
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    Because it's funny and probably true.;)
     
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  6. Apr 24, 2020 at 7:53 AM
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    That already sounds like Houston, so go ahead I guess.
     
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  7. Apr 24, 2020 at 7:53 AM
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    Mrs. Machine also tells me all the time how no one can tell if I’m joking.
     
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  8. Apr 24, 2020 at 7:54 AM
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    Mine tell me my dad jokes suck.
     
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  9. Apr 24, 2020 at 7:58 AM
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    Grammar? Yeah, I sucked at that!
     
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  10. Apr 24, 2020 at 7:58 AM
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    Show him that if he doesn't shape up he could be like this little girl.
    EWPwqRAUYAAJkiG.jpg
     
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  11. Apr 24, 2020 at 7:59 AM
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    That fucker is TOASTED!
     
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  12. Apr 24, 2020 at 8:01 AM
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    I will say this: In 1997, I formulated a plan of raising daughters to be total smartass, sarcastic, demanding a-holes. Once they reached adulthood, I would sit back and watch them annoy the living hell out of somebody else’s sons.

    I am happy to report that my plan has been a complete success. Decades of work has paid off even better than I’d hoped.
     
    War Machine, Apr 24, 2020
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  13. Apr 24, 2020 at 8:02 AM
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    I honestly gave up on it a few years ago.
     
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  14. Apr 24, 2020 at 8:07 AM
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    :thumbsup:
     
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    Whats your plan for your son though?

    What happens if your son ends up with another Jasonita out in the wild?
     
    Squatting Pigeon, Apr 24, 2020
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  16. Apr 24, 2020 at 8:10 AM
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    Mine is not there yet but, I have had a chance over the last 5 weeks to work on it.
     
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  17. Apr 24, 2020 at 8:13 AM
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    Holy Shit!!! Chicken cracklings!!!! Waaaaay better than pork, these things are like crack cocaine
     
    TXRailRoadBandit73, Apr 24, 2020
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  18. Apr 24, 2020 at 8:16 AM
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    Where...what...how?!?!
    Don't think it would ever replace pork cracklin's in cornbread.
     
    Moon Puppy, Apr 24, 2020
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  19. Apr 24, 2020 at 8:16 AM
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    When I used to go to LA all of the time I would always bring a pound or two of those home. They would disappear faster than the pork cracklins.
     
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  20. Apr 24, 2020 at 8:17 AM
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    New addiction
     
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  21. Apr 24, 2020 at 8:17 AM
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    Here in Alexandria Louisiana
     
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  22. Apr 24, 2020 at 8:21 AM
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    There was a place down in Leesville where you could get them in those huge popcorn bags for $6. About an hour/hour in a half south of where you are. Don't remember the name of the place.
     
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    $10 for a pound here, me n roommate split it, now hot sauce n cold beer needed
     
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    It’s pretty much guaranteed that he will. He’s just like his mother. At least his sisters will have prepared him for it.
     
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    At least he'll be ready.
    Though is anyone truly ever ready for that?
     
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    Nope.

    By the way, my son just sent this to the whole family. His sister is named Hannah.

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    War Machine, Apr 24, 2020
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    Hahaha
    There's hope for the boy yet.
     
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    Good morning Bryan!
     
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