Official BS and shenanigans & Good Morning America Thread

I like the ones with the green caps.

 

Ok, talk about my coffee table. Purchased in about 1986 from the VA state fair. Made by a guy that made muppets before he made these. He used dental drills as well as traditional carving tools. Back then we used to talk about how much the state fair cost. That year my friends were like the state fair cost me $40. I was like, the state fair cost us $600. except we didn't have emojis back then.

 

That looks muy buenos!

 

That’s a fantastic table and story!

 

To the left.

 

I am right handed.

 

Low and to the left.

 

Right handed here.

 

I had the same response.

 

Lol just look to the left.

 

155

 

Where’d you get a pirate? And does he do the shake weight with his hook?

 

A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"


"Arrh – Not at ‘tall." the pirate replies, "I be fine." The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."


"Arrh!," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit me leg. But the surgeon fixed me up, and I be fine, really."


"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."


"Aye," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and me hand was cut off. But the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I be feeling great, really."


"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Arrh," says the pirate, "One day when I was swabbing me deck, some gulls were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them--arrgh, he, pooped--in me eye."


"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from that!"

"Well," says the pirate, "'Twas me first day with me hook.”