Not again.

So waiting to get my truck in the shop, for the vally heat plate starting to leak. In the mean time. I'm driving my wife's pride and joy. 2012 camry se (her baby. ) she calls me tonight to tell me something else is wrong with the truck it started to shake (how bad dunno wife can be dramatic ) made her stop and turn around. No other option for he to drive since I'm 8 hrs away in her baby. She had to go to town and pick up our sex trophy. It didn't shake but now she does not want to drive it. Just FYI I put 400 miles on it when I was home driving to and from just make sure she could kill my truck. Used about 1 inch of coolant in a gallon jug

 

Maybe a U joint going out, possibly lost a wheel balance weight, attempted wheel theft(loose nuts). Numerous possibilities, good luck!

 

You got me with “sex trophy”, can’t wait to use that now!

 

This^^^^

 

I’ve heard them referred to as F*** trophies, but I suppose this is more PG.

 

What kind of person refers to their own child as a sex trophy?

 

one, what some would consider (including myself), to have a sense of humor

 

Not humorous. Disgusting and disrespectful. Most often used by childless persons who also use the term "breeders". But go ahead and use the sense of humor excuse, makes sense.

 

Some people take things wayyyy too seriously. Give me a break. Snowflake society……virtue signal much? I am sure the OP’s intent was not to offend childless people, but don’t let the facts get in the way of a good narrative.

sounds like you’ve heard of it before and are triggered. I have never heard of the term, and have never been referred to as a “breeder” either. And I find humor in a lot of things - life’s too short to feign offense at every opportunity

 

Wow, you used almost all the terms. Snowflake, virtue signal, triggered. Good job!

The term has been around for quite awhile, so yes I have heard it before. It is not a term of endearment or a compliment. It is deragatory. If you would not use the term if front of the person you are referring to, then it should be a big clue. If you want to call your child a fuck trophy, go right ahead. Not something I would ever do. Do you call your wife your cockholster?

As long as you claim it is a joke, then there really no way anything could ever be disrespectful. Perfect.

It is an insult.

Just wondering, do you have children?

 

Cockholster! Ya definitely going to use that one today

 

I actually have two daughters - both with tremendous senses of humor and humility.

it’s typical for people who are virtue signaling to rewrite the narrative. He said sex trophy, not fuck trophy. Which would be pejorative. But nice try.

 

LOL A distinction wtihout a difference. And way to keep using the same bullshit terms. You're on a roll.

 

wow, you’re a treat. I am done with you. Have a nice day

 

Can we please hijack this thread with more? Ankle biter? Rugrat? Yuppie Puppie? There has to be more.

 

Those are much too risque’ - please mind your devil speak. ankle biter would imply frowning upon little people, yuppie puppie looks down upon the lower and middle socioeconomic folks and rugrat?!?! By gawd - what would people like me who have exclusively hard wood and tile floors in my house think?!?! How dare you sir.

 

My mortification is abject. I'll just go report myself.

 

I mean I understand but please keep it to obviously less offensive terms like “crotch fruit” please and thank you.

 

Left out crumb snatcher

 

Crib midget

 

Semen demons and crotch goblins, too!

 

Hump dumplings

 

Here you go @seydou. Might want to print a stack of these and carry some with you at all times.

 

Aww, did I say something that triggered you?

I see you have two sex trophies. Congratulations. How old? I mean are your sex trophies small children, young adults or maybe their grown and having their own sex trophies. Hey that's an interesting question. What do you call it when your sex trophies have their own sex trophies? Got to be a word for that.

 

Actually, every single one mentioned in this thread I've heard exclusively from those with kids. Usually when they use it as a term of endearment toward their kids.

Also, there's a difference between breeders and parents, and breeders are definitely a thing.

Bit of old wisdom that the world seems to have forgotten: "sticks and stones may break your bones, but words can never hurt you." It's an oversimplification but drives home that if you don't teach your kids to at least a little thick skinned you are doing them and society a disservice.

 

You couldn’t possibly approach the vicinity of triggering me, my friend. Like I said previously, I have a sense of humor. And I can only laugh at obvious and transparent ways that people try to convince others to only see it their way. We will disagree on what’s funny. That’s ok. We can agree that tundras are great trucks. We should stick to that, unless you want to learn more humorous and catchy phrases like beaver leaver

My kids, for the record, are 19 and 16, and extremely well adjusted kids who have thick skin and know
When to laugh, when to stand up for themselves (and others), and respect everyone. If you think laughing at witty phrases undoes any of that you’re delusional

 

Beaver leaver!

 

Do they refer to you as their sperm donor? Now that would be funny.

People can refer to their children as they wish.

And I will continue to judge people who do so in such a way.