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LOL Cray cray and attack squirrels

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by RLHOK, Apr 4, 2017.

  1. Apr 4, 2017 at 6:01 PM
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    RLHOK

    RLHOK [OP] Keeper of the smoke.

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    45-year old Janice Smith was arrested this morning by officers of the Detroit Police Department, for allegedly capturing numerous squirrels and training them to attack her former lover.


    The victim, 51-year old James Robinson, was presumably attacked by the rodents on more than a dozen occasions over the last month.

    These attacks caused him many serious injuries, including the loss of two fingers and one testicle, bitten off by his attackers.

    The poor man had no idea why squirrels kept attacking him until he saw his ex-girlfriend, a former circus animal trainer, cheering the animals during one of the attacks.
     
  2. Apr 4, 2017 at 6:02 PM
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    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Independentoffroad who? That's cute. Staff Member

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    She must not have been seeing straight.
     
  3. Apr 4, 2017 at 6:23 PM
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    15whtrd

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    You hit it right on the.... nose.... there?
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  4. Apr 4, 2017 at 6:23 PM
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    Spend enough time with squirrels and you're bound to go cross eyed. :confused:
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  5. Apr 4, 2017 at 6:40 PM
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    Law323

    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    :facepalm:Long day Sean?
     
  6. Apr 4, 2017 at 6:40 PM
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    boardude I am Batman

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    BlueFalconActual

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    This thread has some real shenanigan potential
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  8. Apr 4, 2017 at 6:57 PM
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    FlashCulprit

    FlashCulprit ColoradoTJ's whipping boy/Gino's illegitimate son.

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    Signing in. Wut?
     
  9. Apr 4, 2017 at 6:59 PM
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    What were the squirrels after?
     
  10. Apr 4, 2017 at 7:01 PM
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    I found the squirrel. I think she may be the biological mother of this poor fella.IMG_2689.jpg
     
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  12. Apr 4, 2017 at 8:24 PM
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    How many were attacking him to lose a nut? I would think you could fight them enough to save your boys.
     
  13. Apr 4, 2017 at 8:35 PM
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    T-Rex266

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    Conference all day. :)
     
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    I don't know, but I'm pretty sure my man card requires my ability to take a squirrel or two. Those must be some seriously ninja squirrels.
     
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  15. Apr 4, 2017 at 9:44 PM
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    She probably had a dummy set up with "nuts" in the crotch area. And trained them. SICK NUTS!
     
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    Apparently nuts..
     
  18. Apr 5, 2017 at 2:17 PM
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    NewImprovedRon

    NewImprovedRon Hey! Get off my grass!

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    Moral of the Story: Don't piss off the squirrel whisperer! Could have been worse....she could have been training alligators..
     
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