LOL Cray cray and attack squirrels

45-year old Janice Smith was arrested this morning by officers of the Detroit Police Department, for allegedly capturing numerous squirrels and training them to attack her former lover.


The victim, 51-year old James Robinson, was presumably attacked by the rodents on more than a dozen occasions over the last month.

These attacks caused him many serious injuries, including the loss of two fingers and one testicle, bitten off by his attackers.

The poor man had no idea why squirrels kept attacking him until he saw his ex-girlfriend, a former circus animal trainer, cheering the animals during one of the attacks.

 

You hit it right on the.... nose.... there?

 

Spend enough time with squirrels and you're bound to go cross eyed.

 

Long day Sean?

 

Lol

 

This thread has some real shenanigan potential

 

Signing in. Wut?

 

What were the squirrels after?

 

I found the squirrel. I think she may be the biological mother of this poor fella.

 

How many were attacking him to lose a nut? I would think you could fight them enough to save your boys.

 

I don't know, but I'm pretty sure my man card requires my ability to take a squirrel or two. Those must be some seriously ninja squirrels.

 

She probably had a dummy set up with "nuts" in the crotch area. And trained them. SICK NUTS!

 

Apparently nuts..