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Lmao!

 

I think Leah was added in season 3.

 

Importantest!

 

A craploadeth. Soest thou shoulest be goodeth, from howeth it soundeth.

 

You're right!

Fixed it.

 

Richard Dunn. Like Dick Finish?

 

And hark my fellow Tundrites is what we speaketh in a thread, when we never need too converse thy reliable parts breaking down. “And I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples and bastards and broken things”, carry on!

 

I sure do enjoy yinz guys!

 

What’s on your schedule today sir?

 

Today I will be wrangling disgruntled lab technicians and viewing microstructures that displease me.

And more poo. Always the poo.

 

I love this thread! Having a horrible day at work herding cats and thought let me check out this forum for a break. As soon as I do I start laughing my ass off to this thread! I love this group! Thank You for this brief get away from reality. Still don’t have a fucking clue what this thread is about but I can’t stop reading it!

 

Enjoy you as well my friend!

 

Don’t know what the F this thread is but here’s a picture of my dog who is equally as confused and will eat all of your cats:

 

The cat-eating line starts behind her:

 

I can’t believe you guys don’t know what this thread is about. It’s so obvious.

 

Behold, ne'er-do-wells... GLORIOUS TOASTS!!!



This shall be a day long remembered.

 

AN ORANGE KAT HATH TRODDEN ON MY TOAST!!

 

Folks, if you're like me and beset on all sides by a healthy Amish population then you have learned to say "yaesh" instead of "yes".

Yaesh.





fun fact: Amish is pronounced with a long A.

 

We have been recently vexed by displeasing microstructures. They are wreaking havoc upon our qualification attempts and causing painful and expensive tears in our lamellar regions.

 

Hmm... lamellae: strictly verboten in my material. They severely curtail fracture toughness and fatigue life.

Ordinarily I would prescribe further thermomechanical deformation in the the desired phase field but since you're dealing with a weldment that would be contraindicated.

Have you tried smaller weld passes with a limit on inter-pass temperature to control grain size growth and lamellae resulting from excessively large dendrite formations?

Perhaps a filler metal with grain refining alloy additions?

 

Wait wait wait wait... you have sonic indications well outside of the weldment.

Dumb question: we're sure the parent metal is indication free prior to welding?

 

So whatcha do is just glob the weld on there. Like throw it at it. Then thou shalt be most pleased. But do not touch, for your skin shall sticketh to the most glorious weld blob.

 

Aye diminished properties, with the addition of through thickness strength reduction. We have considered a defective lot of material but have certifications of soundness. If false, they would cast a terrible pall upon many in industry.

After many hours around the rectangular table, we have chosen two paths to pursue.

First, to determine if the welding artisan excessively, yea even brutally, restrained our subject plate. Perhaps combined with an exceedingly rapid cool down period. Thus resulting in our plate engaging in self stress relief, a type of cracking masturbation.

Secondly, after consulting with many ultrasonically inclined mages, we received a resounding common answer, that is,"I ain't never seen anything like that!" So we have embarked a team of our own mages to determine if yon inspector is a wee big idiot. To include injecting sound waves that duplicate the weld inspection (referred to as shear wave by our magicians) and to your second inquiry as to the existence of previously undetected indications in the base material (called longitudinal wave by said wizards).

More will follow as the quest continues.

 

And, as my male sibling found out, if a glob of molten metal lands in a wrinkle in your pants crotch, you will have an identifying mark for possible future sexual exposure prosecutions.

 

I'm not a doctor but, I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night, and it sound to me like someone has got a bad case of cat scratch fever!

 

Better he not dropeth on thine toast!

 

Well? I put in my shift glaring at Widmanstätten and dodging gross alloy segregation. What news of your fatal fracture initiation sites running rampant and unchecked?