If you won the lottery today...

IN THIS ORDER:

1. quit job
2. pay off bills including Tundra
3. eat good food
4. keep DC Tundra and buy CM Limited or PRO to start the mods on
5. pay off my parents bills and get them a place closer to hospital
6. pre-pay my kid's school savings accounts
7. hire someone to brainwash my wife
8. buy house closer to the kid's school
9. buy house in Costa Rica
10. buy house in Georgia near my parents
11. tell everyone that didn't believe i was going to win to F-off!

 

Don't forget your Raider buddy. Hahaha.

 

Better than quitting. Get fired in way that is EPIC.

 

Four 50 yard line season tickets and airfare to Vegas for the rest of your life!!!

 

That's what I'm talkn bout.

 

If I didn't own my own business, I would memorize this and re-enact it exactly.
https://youtu.be/S7Iq6lOSoPM

 

Was thinking more along the lines of show up to work with a wife beater, flip flops, cooler with beer, etc. or send jokes to everyone all day until one day they kick you out. Something like that.

PS - @joonbug. You had me at "Nice Tundra, Jose"

 

NA. Not my style. I just don't want the responsibilities I have any longer. I would help transition the new guy in on my spare time. There is so much involved that throwing a new guy to the wolves would be disastrous for 50+ people and every customer in the wake.

It's my style to set everyone up for success...even if I don't care

 

I'd call it The Titty Twister like in movie dusk til dawn and have cheech marin out in front

 

- Buy 2017 cement Tundra Pro
Mods galore!
- Old beat up bronco and fix it up for cruising and wheeling
- wrecking crew and moderators on here get a nice lump sum of cash each
- pay off family's debt anonymously
- buy a nice swatch of land and build a house in the country
- my own gym next to my house
- build a nice arsenal. Nothing crazy, just a few AK's, AR's, 50 cals, assorted caliber pistols and revolvers. With a shooting range of course!
- buy more land and build homes (community) for homeless vets and individuals to help them get back on their feet
- put a few K aside for future kids college
- invest the rest, live off interest
- I'd still work but be set for retirement

 

Have room for 1 more in your entourage?!

 

Man don't forget about salma Hayek!!

She's still the main show at titty twister for me.
Whoo....caliente!!!

 

1. retire from military & wife quit working
2. Substantial college fund for the kids
3. get a 1 ton, probably Denali (tow duty)
4. Marker One pontoon for leisure
5. Mastercraft XStar for fun
6. Newmar King Aire for travel w/ matching enclosed trailer
7. Build a house on about 10 acres w/ plenty of boat, car, and RV storage
8. Buy adjacent property for a mini farm w/ goats and shit (for the wife)
9. Build and operate an animal boarding facility on mini farm
10. Mercedes S550 coupe "night edition" (wife dd)
11. Porsche GT3 (weekend fun for me)
12. Lexus LX570 (my dd / family car)

Obviously all debt free.

 

1) pay off my house
2) pay off parents house
3) purchase a house for M-I-L.
4) wife and I quit day jobs but I may do some side jobs

Now onto the fun stuff
5) buy several tundras! Yes I said several! A CM extend and strengthen the frame and drop a 6ft bed, slight lift, tires and other crap but this will be my tow rig. Drop a Toyota diesel motor in it, larger brakes all around.
6) My other tundra would probably be a DC shortened frame with a 5ft bed, long travel custom independent front suspension and 4 link out back, 4x4, cage, fiberglass fenders painted to match. Pretty much total desert trophy truck.
7) buy property out in the high desert 29 palms, Lucent valley, Mojave...not sure.
8) buy property in the high sierras, mammoth lakes, bishop, lee vining...again not sure.

These two homes wouldn't be anything to big or crazy. 2-3 bedroom single story. Just strictly vacation homes for a place to sleep and test.

 

Hookers and blow....definitely hookers and blow.

 

Just like most have said ...
Pay off any family debt.
Buy 2 vacation properties in different areas around the world
Buy a few special toys ... Cars, boats, motorcycles
And travel ... Golf trips, fishing trips, site seeing

 

I've hit 4 numbers before (no Power number) and thought I'd have close to 100k, ended up being $7.
But, I'd sell my house, quit working and make my G/F quit her job while paying our debt, take care of my family and close friends then tell them that the rest is already spent.
Then I'd sell my house and build our dream home in Eugene or Bend OR. Build a shop and stuff it with a Platinum 4.5" BDS lift and finish my current plans, tuned GTR, cammed 7.0 Z06, tuned 2013 E63 AMG, stroked E60 M5, Tial 770 B5 S4, top of the line Can Am Maverick, supercharged wave runners, wake boat for her, trailer for the dunes and music festivals. Invest the rest and travel.

 

1. Quit my job
2. Pay off all debt and families debt
3. Settle some issues with my families farm
4. Buy a crap ton of land
5. Build about a 2500 sqft house with a 10000 sqft garage
6. Build my Tundra a lot like Spvrtan
7. Buy a lake house with a couple boats, bass, runabout, cigarette style
8. Go overlanding for a while throughout the entire country
9. Live off the interest

 

1. Call my financial adviser buddy and make him shit his pants when I tell him how much money I won. Have him help me set up accounts for my girls school, and set us up to live off the interest.
2. Pay off mortgage
3. Buy 20 or 30 acres outside of Portland, get with my wife's uncle the home builder and design and build our dream home (complete with fully equipped shops, for trucks and bikes)
4. Pay off all debt for parents and in-laws (I actually get along with mine), as well as immediate family
5. Help out all of my buddies that helped me out when times were tough
6. Pay off truck and mod the hell out of it
7. Buy a 1969 Dodge Charger and restore it myself
8. Get a new Suburban for the wife (she loves hers), get a 4Runner Pro
9. Get lots of outdoor toys (motorcycles, Razrs, dirt bikes, quads)
10. Quit job
11. Open a mountain bike shop, not to make money, but to have something to do. Only want enough $ to pay the bills.
12. Hook all of my riding buddies up with new bikes
13. Vacation houses in Whistler, BC, & outside Barcelona, Spain
14. Donate and do volunteer work across the world
15. Travel, travel, travel
16. Buy a large chuck of mountainous land somewhere in SW Washington state (this would never happen with the Oregon Department of Forestry) and build a mountain bike park, complete with high speed quad lift
17. Add to my armory
18. Go to Disneyland for the first time

 

I have thought of this so many times. I have a Co-Worker and I that play all the time. We also Carpool. So here is what I would do with my share....

This is based of the $500Mil from the OP said "IF" we won.

Winning is split in 3.
1/3 Will go to Coworker.

• My Coworker does what he wants with his 1/3rd. His other 3rd is continued with my 3/3rd and omitted from my 2/3rd. Ya, we have it worked out like that already. (Told ya I've thought about all this)

2/3 Will go into my pocket for the norm,

• Pay off Families Homes. All Debts cleared, mine and families.
• All Children 18 and under that I know of from Family, close Friends, close CoWorkers and even several Ex's Niece and Nephews I will set up a College Fund for each of them. Nothing huge but at least $30,000 Available to them for College only (Trade Schools Welcomed) or in the Event for ER Medical reasons. I love Kids! (Specially Mine, They are way better than yours!)
• I would hold a huge weekend party at Disneyland, tickets to the park and chit for all my Family, Friends, Club friends and close CoWorkers. Get them all nice rooms for them and their kids. At the main dinner night I would have a huge raffle. Every single person will be a winner. I would have HUGE gifts. All the crap that everyone wants in their house. Ski-Doos, and Cars as the Grand Winners, Toys galore! Cash Prizes, Trips, you know... the crap that you wished company parties would give out. Plus as a parting gift as they leave for the night, each person will get a Note in an Envelope with several $1,000 in it saying, DONT CONTACT ME FOR ANYTHING. IF I NEED YOU, I'LL CONTACT YOU. PEACE!
• 

3/3

• We use this to open our Metal Shop
• We have 2 OEM Products that we have been design for "A" Market. We will also support a Job Shop.
• Shop will have several laser Machines, Brakes, Punches, Automation the whole 9 yards.
• Company Employees treated the right way.

Now all thats fun in games but you may be asking yourself "Well Jason, you never mentioned the FUN part of winning all that money." You are right. Well that's where part of the 3/3rd will be going with a combination of company profits. You see, we like to work hard for what we have and here is the fun....

• As an Advertising tool for our OEM Product and Shop we will have a Race Team racing in the Ultra4 Series. I will get to do what I love doing which is Off Roading and Camping.
• As a business venture my CoWorker and I want a vacation house in Parker AZ. I have this idea for a small condo complex with a private beach. We make several Condos huge Suites and a few smaller rooms also. This way the Entire place gets rented out except on the Black out Days that I have for the Suites. My Family and Close Friends would have a low rent for any of the rooms, considering.

So there you have it. And if any of you yahoos win the Lottery, let me know, I have a plan....