Hypothetically Speaking...

Sprinkle bird seed all over the car...Bird droppings are highly acidic and damage a cars paint.

 

Step 1: Slim Jim the door open

Step 2: sprinkle some crack all around the interior

Step 3: call the police with a annoymous tip about the drugs in the car parked there.

The police come, arrest the owners and then tow the car all in 1 swoop.

Problem solved

step 4 is you sitting in a lawn chair having a beer watching this all take place.

 

I would hate to be the vehicle in your sights right now...

1- If I know who parked there and this is the first time I would ask them to move it and inform them to try and not do it again.

2- If this is a constant thing I’d tell them that if they do not resolve action will be taken to move the vehicle via police, tow company.

3- If they have ignored all warnings I would MAKE that vehicle move... wether it is PD, tow company or your means. But be prepared for any repercussions if your vehicles are outside and you choose to take matters into your own hands.

 

If there is room in the driveway, pull into the drive way and park behind them, call a buddy and have him/her pick you up and go out to dinner for a few hours. Return to see the cops and owner of car parked on your driveway stomping around cause they need to leave and are late. Cops have run your plate and see the registration and address match, nothing can be done to you for parking in your driveway, tell the other driver not to park there again, have him trespassed for being a entitled ass.

Never happened again LOL, was epic...

 

Would need to know more about this situation.
Is the vehicle in question parked in the street or deep inside your drive?
The street is not your property and if it’s parked partially in your drive it’s still not on your property based on set backs.
Blocking your drive is a pre meditated douche move that requires immediate attention due to you and your families safety to exit and I personally would not let it go on after the first time. Law enforcement must be contacted and no action from you is required.
They will walk up to the dicks house and let he or she know.
Deal done. It won’t happen again.
If the vehicle is parked way into your driveway, that person has balls and I would not do anything to the vehicle to disable it leaving it there even longer.
Stay safe.

 

Depending on their vehicle. Something that isn’t going to bread or bend.

Hoot to the front toe hooks.

Spray cooking oil around their tires

4low. And go

 

Ok I have gone back and forth on this. Some pretty decent options given. I would probably try and call the cops but if this ass hat got me on a bad day and I’m all amped on pre workout I wouldn’t touch his car. Nope. Now.... you goin to learn lol. Get a can of mace or pepper spray and spray the shit out of the vent by the window. Take the day off work and get a go pro. It’s going to be worth it!

Bonus points... spray the drivers side door handle as well.

 

First one is great, you can always tell a real video when the cops show up. Second one eh, security cameras don't hover.

 

I'd attach a note explaining not to park there anymore and include the # of the tow company that I'm calling if it happens again.

 

I had that issue when I lived in Michigan. I removed the core from the valve stem on the passenger side tires. After the second time, they seemed to get the point.

 

They make this tool for removing windshields...
I used it on my demolition derby cars years ago. Much neater and cleaner than a sledgehammer.