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How'd your day start?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by dumbassdave, Apr 7, 2017.

  1. Apr 7, 2017 at 9:18 AM
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    dumbassdave

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    Woke up early because baby crying.
    Sorted out baby with new bum and bottle.

    Come back later to get baby and discover barf.
    Hand baby to wife to confirm barf, which makes her barf.

    Baby goes in bath because of barf.

    Grab sheets etc off bed to put in washing machine.
    Fall down stairs carrying barfy stuff and sprain wrist and ankle.

    Loading baby into car seat, hit head on wife's car.


    Friday :cheers: can't come soon enough!
     
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  2. Apr 7, 2017 at 9:25 AM
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    Hate to tell you but it is Friday
     
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  3. Apr 7, 2017 at 9:29 AM
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    COMiamiFan

    COMiamiFan SSEM #3. Don't forget to try the search bar. #PSL

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  4. Apr 7, 2017 at 9:30 AM
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    Mike Tread lightly.

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    yep bank account is running low from it..
    Now I remember why I don't have kids or wife... Lol
     
  5. Apr 7, 2017 at 9:30 AM
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    csuviper

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    Oh man. That is not a good start to the day.
     
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  6. Apr 7, 2017 at 9:40 AM
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    AnonVet

    AnonVet That's what she said!

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    Wife woke me up at 3am and offered me a million dollars to feed my 8month old. so I fed her and then my son woke up because he wanted daddy to kiss his owie. he slept wrong and his foot fell asleep. then I laid back down at 4:30 and my alarm went off at 5. I need a beer and a nap.
     
  7. Apr 7, 2017 at 9:43 AM
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    dumbassdave

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    Yikes!! At least my early start was in the fives.

    At least 8 different types are whiskey are in stock at home. 7 hrs from this moment.
     
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  8. Apr 7, 2017 at 9:45 AM
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    dumbassdave

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    I remember when I didn't. Man did I ever have money, time, energy, memory, hobbies, .........

    But, even though they both barf, I think I'll keep the wife and kid.
     
  9. Apr 7, 2017 at 10:07 AM
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    AnonVet

    AnonVet That's what she said!

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    I wouldn't want your morning though, my was pukeless lol. and I have some whiskey waiting at home but i also have a massive paper due so we'll see how things go.
     
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  10. Apr 7, 2017 at 10:15 AM
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    DVYota Snorked out mall crawler

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    I've had that kind of morning before. Woke up early and took kids to the aquarium. The mermaids from weeki-watchee FL were there today. A very busty mermaid in a small suit lost control 90% of her right nipple upon entry to tank. All dads who were dragged to the aquarium gave each other a smirk as she swam around for about 20 minutes with the majority of a boob on display. Oldest child had a meltdown after about an hour and I called it a day and went home.
     
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  11. Apr 7, 2017 at 10:20 AM
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    NewImprovedRon

    NewImprovedRon Hey! Get off my grass!

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    Woke up early; dog puked in the kitchen floor.....
     
  12. Apr 7, 2017 at 10:25 AM
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    Crewmax Chris

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    My son slept until 6:20...THAT is a good start to a day!!!
     
  13. Apr 7, 2017 at 10:25 AM
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    AnonVet That's what she said!

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    8 inch pro comp 35x12.5 RPB Repulsars 18x9 Rhino Glamis Murdered out Spyder heads Smoked tails Leds all around her Debadged CNCd tundra grill Chopper and modified front bumper The lost goes on....
    LUCKY
     
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  14. Apr 7, 2017 at 10:27 AM
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    Absolutely. I'll take it. There are plenty of 3:30 am "up for the days". He gets to take naps though and no one judges him.
     
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  15. Apr 7, 2017 at 10:33 AM
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    Woke up at 4 and chugged pre-workout, took biblical sized dump, showered, had awesome gym session, came home and wife noticed the pump :muscleflexing:, went to work and saluted the flag on the way into the building.
     
  16. Apr 7, 2017 at 11:13 AM
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    CaptTyler

    CaptTyler Life’s too short to have an ugly boat.

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  17. Apr 7, 2017 at 11:32 AM
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  18. Apr 7, 2017 at 11:58 AM
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    Got up at 4, coffee, make lunch, out the door to work. Great desert sunrise. IMG_1005.jpg IMG_1004.jpg
     
  19. Apr 7, 2017 at 12:14 PM
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    Hang in there Dave, there are better days ahead.:thumbsup:
     
  20. Apr 7, 2017 at 12:20 PM
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    Hell Yeah!!! Its Friday, liquor cabinet is STOCKED and only 3.5 hrs till work is done!
     
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  21. Apr 7, 2017 at 12:31 PM
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    Ha ha! No there isn't. As they grow up, the problems are just different :D
    Still wouldn't change it tho.
     
  22. Apr 7, 2017 at 3:21 PM
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    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 RUNNIN' WITH THE DEVIL RÖCKIN' N RÖLLIN'

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    Yikes! Hell of a way to start friday sorry
     
  23. Apr 7, 2017 at 3:27 PM
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    Yeah. Always get the money FIRST.
     
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  24. Apr 7, 2017 at 3:37 PM
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  25. Apr 7, 2017 at 4:09 PM
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    I guess it doesn't matter how it starts but how it ends!
     
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  26. Apr 7, 2017 at 5:22 PM
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    Otaku4life69

    Otaku4life69 Welcome to the Dark Side.

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    Monday through Friday my day starts at 1:30AM. I'm on the road to work at 2AM. I got home from work at 4PM today. I just love leaving for work and not getting home until 14 hours later and on a Friday. Excuse me while I go find the alcohol.
     
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  27. Apr 7, 2017 at 5:26 PM
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    That's nuts! You have earned your drinks far more than I have!
     
  28. Apr 7, 2017 at 5:34 PM
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    I laugh my ass off when I think about the pukes and poops my son shared with us, some were trully horrific at the time but on retrospect they are good memories. You will need those when they are teens so you don't kill them
     
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  29. Apr 7, 2017 at 5:34 PM
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    Albertaundra

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    But was there kids and puke involved?.....
     
  30. Apr 7, 2017 at 5:47 PM
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    Frkypunk

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    I would love to have sympathy....but I had twins..and played Mr Mom while my wife went to college at night. You ever change two shitty diapers at once? Or have the crying baby wake up the sleeping one? All this after you worked 8-12 hours. I have a strong bond with my 10 year old girls because of this and by the time they become teenagers....I am sure I will be dealing with puking again:)
     

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