How much is too much

Bout to beat this boy at the burger joint. Cell phone, chemicals and then had the nerve to get mad when I said "change gloves before you touch my food"
Funny how people with so much to say will bite their tongue for a minimum wage job they don't even like.

Average cell phone has more bacteria than the average toilet seat.

 

https://ihpi.umich.edu/news/your-cell-phone-10-times-dirtier-toilet-seat-heres-what-do-about-it

 

I was a janitor at an office where the same people used the same bathrooms every day. I can honestly say 2/3 of the toilets got sanitized every day and never used. Still wouldn't eat off it, but would fish out some valuables in a pinch. LOL

 

https://youtube.com/shorts/5Ry1hE8VsoE?si=MVvInk0M33g2Xmec

This is excellent

 

How I feel when people ask if I live in the camper.

 

Tell them you're "full timing" it in your RV. Then you sound like a rich retired guy.

 

I'm not saying I don't like my camper....
https://prevostmotorhomes.com/
But I'm just sayin.

 

I strained my wallet muscle just looking at that.

 

Half a million will get ya the small one.
Turns out I been saying it wrong my whole life.
" Pravoh"
I've been saying it like it's spelled. LOL

 

That's worse than those Por-SHA (Porsche) guys.

 

Think they come stock with 33's
Tuck some 37s in there for sure

 

https://youtube.com/shorts/SPER1OKXZNk?si=5RpyFjYDGZnTTUbM

Water cooled torque converter mod.

 

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals.
Hope y'all have the best one ever

 

Merry Christmas! I hope you're happy, healthy, and warm on this holiday.

 

2 out of 3 ain't bad
Thank you, you as well.

 

FA18 super hornet on a spankin new Pete 589. If America was a vehicle it'd be this.

 

Got myself an Internet stalker. Boy was talking shit and I called him out as the shit talking loser he was. Next day hes in my videos commenting, still talking shit.
What kinda sorry ass loser stalks someone's YouTube just to talk shit... And on Christmas no less. Even my sorry ass isn't that fuckin pathetic.

 

Just ignore it. Not worth engaging.

 

He's still mad from a rather political discussion we had. LOL. people taking shit way too seriously.
Dude literally stalked my channel, then commented on every video just talking shit. It's hilarious

 

Yeah, best to avoid politics if you want your channel to grow, unless you are a political channel. Be like Jordan. "Everybody buys shoes."

 

That wouldn’t surprise me. I’ll see guys at the gym i go to standing up to a urinal with one hand down in their neither region, and the other hand texting away. The worst i saw was one guy was sitting on the toilet with his cell phone sitting on the floor between his legs trying to have a conversation on speakerphone. Yeah, it was that gross.

 

Dammit y'all!! I made an obstacle course on the bed for my mini crawler and she walks in, lays down and says, "add these mounds to the course"

It climbs butt cheek hill okay, had a bit of a struggle with the cleave on the booby mountains.

 

I saw the grilled cheese thread and it made me want a sandwich.
NO TOMATO!!
Everyone knows the best grilled cheese also has bacon

 

Overheard my customer on the phone talking about "I hate that I have to have a man fix this piece of junk for me"
I'm very tempted to upsell this woman on a canooter valve, a set of muffler bearings, some blinker fluid, and a replacement coolant filter.

 

I was out messing around looking for a good spot and I found this opening in the side of adobe dam, I assumed it was just a spillway or diversion channel, but naw it's way cooler than that, I ended up INSIDE the dam. I was too paranoid to actually wander around checking it out or to get any pics but I'll be going back for sure.

 

Going to print a bunch of these up and start handing em out when it's appropriate.