Hornblasters Stealth tire delete kit install

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Yep, this train horn thread has officially, you know, derailed.

 

Today the Horn Blasters "Safety Horn" came in handy. Traffic, merging cars. I tried to let a Nissan PU in, he wasn't very aware. 200 yards later he cuts me off at the fwy entrance. Horn worked great and his steering was fun to watch.

 

I’d take my truck to golf courses

 

I'm on a golf course and would love to do it myself. Some of these guys get off their carts and piss in the bushes on neighbors' property lol

 

Video please

 

I'd rig up a golf ball cannon and shoot them in the ass when you see them doing that shit. Be sure to yell "Fore" before you launch it to really confuse them.

 

Most of my neighbors are 87 years old and that's a conservative estimate. They still have land lines and buy the newspaper. Video isn't in their lexicon

 

This would be priceless

 

You make me smile.

 

There's a good possibility the entire town would turn into one big estate sale afterwards

 

And then he's like:

 

Sweet we need a compound!!!

 

Every team needs a ringer.

 

Let’s not awake him. Idk if this thread is ready for WarMafia

 

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Should of had a train horn.

 

I like the idea of rolling down the window and blowing at people with my conch shell. If they get mad and approach me, I can use it like a set of brass knuckles.

 

Of course you drive around with a shell.

 

They are very versatile and if you hold it up to your ear, you can hear the ocean.

 

So that reminds me. When I was in high school, I did stupid things and had a habit of being an ass now and then. So, basically your typical teenage male.

Anywho, I was getting into coyote hunting. I bought a Primos KiYi call, which would do jackrabbit distress calls. My friend and I being typical teenaged males, a.k.a idiots, would drive down the street and slow roll pedestrians while I gave them a distress call at full blast. Not as bad as a train horn but imagine walking along a sidewalk minding your own business when your earballs are assaulted with this godawful noise:

https://youtu.be/AUwh8hS1L90?t=30

 

I got one of those handed down to me from my dad.

My little sister took it out to the pasture one time and wailed on it. The sheep we raised did not like it one bit. An old ewe head butted her multiple times and had her pinned in the barn. Funniest thing I ever saw.

 

Boss Hogg got a Tesla?

 

You lost me at had a habit...
Like you don't anymore...

 

Well, yeah. I was a teenaged male. Now I'm a 30-something male. Pretty much the same thing.

These days, I'm only an ass to people who deserve it.