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  1. Oct 17, 2017 at 11:15 PM
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    Venison Tar Tar. Glad he's okay.
     
  2. Oct 18, 2017 at 5:31 AM
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    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    :hattip::hattip::hattip::hattip::hattip::hattip:
     
  3. Oct 18, 2017 at 7:20 AM
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    warlord192 Get off my lawn !!

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    I've only been here a few months and I already know good luck with that :taco:
     
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  4. Oct 18, 2017 at 7:26 AM
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    Not sure what you mean by that. Could you explain further?
     
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  5. Oct 18, 2017 at 7:28 AM
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    warlord192 Get off my lawn !!

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    about staying on topic it will usually stray in some form or fashion
     
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  6. Oct 18, 2017 at 7:29 AM
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    No. Way. I’ve never seen that happen.
     
  7. Oct 18, 2017 at 7:29 AM
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    warlord192 Get off my lawn !!

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    ooooooooooooooo k :rolleyes:
     
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    He killed Rudolf! No Christmas this year.
     
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  9. Oct 18, 2017 at 8:57 AM
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    :eek: he didn't kill Santa! and Rudolph was an add on....don't say Christmas is cancelled!:(
     
  10. Oct 18, 2017 at 9:03 AM
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    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    chances of santa being killed without Rudolph is pretty damn high......

    think of it like going wheeling at full speed without a solid LED light setup....you're gonna end up wrapped around a tree or at the bottom of a cliff.

    bye bye santa....it was good while it lasted.
     
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    Nope! I'm being he outfits the sleigh and the reindeer harnesses with LEDs so he can see
     
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  12. Oct 18, 2017 at 9:06 AM
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    Maybe he can get them from @Roman
     
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  13. Oct 18, 2017 at 9:31 AM
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    why do that when you have a badass setup with rudolph? maybe puddle lights and reverse LED's but up front? nope.....the red nose lights way further than the best flood/spot LED on the market!

    sorry, but yours is wishful thinking. :boink::boink:
     
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  14. Oct 18, 2017 at 9:32 AM
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    Not if Rudolph is dead....my thinking makes perfect sense
     
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  15. Oct 18, 2017 at 9:42 AM
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    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    but since rudolph got flattened/blown up by a tundra, assuredly, he was pulling the sleigh with Santa in tow (SANS THE LED'S). By the looks of the Rudoplh stew in the backseat.....it's almost a certainty that Santa suffered a similar fate.

    So.....a posthumous LED modification to the sleigh/harness would hold NO weight.

    BOOM
     
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  16. Oct 18, 2017 at 10:02 AM
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    1. There was no sign of Santa being there
    2. they do flights without Santa or the sleigh to keep their fly hours up during off season.

    Your argument is mute. BOOM!

     
  17. Oct 18, 2017 at 10:03 AM
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    I think this thread just hit a deer.
     
  18. Oct 18, 2017 at 10:13 AM
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    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

    1. Haven't you seen "The Santa Clause"? Santa disappears when killed, therefore, it is to be expected that no trace of Santa would be found.

    2. flight hours may hold SOME weight, but one would be inclined to postulate any and all "off season flights" would be limited to the north pole and surrounding areas to prevent sightings - and invariably, detection.

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

    [​IMG]
     
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  19. Oct 18, 2017 at 10:26 AM
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    1. Yes SANTA disappears...NOT THE SUIT!

    2. And you think all reindeer pay attention to that? Really? You do everything you're told to? or were told to? Maybe I should ask Doc that:p

    And during off season they can just blend in with the rest of the deer population......

    And since you brought up The Santa Clause movies....the deer DO NOT stay in the NP. In the first movie THEY ARE FOLLOWING HIM AROUND!
     
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  20. Oct 18, 2017 at 10:27 AM
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    You guys sleigh me.
     
  21. Oct 18, 2017 at 10:29 AM
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    But, what happens if Rudolph goes rogue?

    [​IMG]

    I’m totally paying attention to my meeting...
     
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    1. Can you honestly tell me that ANYBODY in their right mind would admit to finding a Santa suit, much less putting it on after getting blindsided by a deer?

    2. if they don't I'm surprised they get anything done on Christmas! Humans are a poor example, we don't fly and our noses don't glow (closest it gets to that is a major zit at the tip of your nose)

    3. ONE reindeer followed him.....the rest stayed up in the NP like good little deer....a rogue deer is easily replaced and/or retrained and/or shot.
    Just think No Country for Old Men....Friendo....LOL
     
  23. Oct 18, 2017 at 10:51 AM
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    @4x4_Angel, you should watch Shakes the Clown. There's nothing like some stupid, cult humor to change your clown outlook :D51lhm30ftsL.jpg
     
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    You must forget the scene in the first movie....THEY ALL FOLLOW HIM.
     
  25. Oct 18, 2017 at 11:24 AM
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    ass
     
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  27. Oct 18, 2017 at 12:13 PM
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    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    Those are regular reindeer.....not Santa's reindeer.

    Santa's reindeer are like the elite of deer.....so they're notably smarter and more obedient than regular reindeer.
     
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    They were the elite....sheesh


    just admit it....you lost
     
  29. Oct 18, 2017 at 12:18 PM
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    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    no....if I remember correctly, they were NOT santa's reindeer. Even if they were, I specifically remember them being in their stables when Tim Allen went to the north pole.
     
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    Go watch the movie again
     

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