Guys, what cologne do you wear?

I doubt it

 

With all the posts about what people "observe" in the loo it's no wonder I get stage fright.

 

It was already determined that most public restrooms have handles and not knobs, so a simple drop onto the top of the handle or wrap and tug should do the trick

 

What's the matter, still mad about the whole tea in the harbor thing?

HA!

 

Oh WTH, lets talk about the giant mints they put in the urinals.

 

Great idea... let's start w/names for them, I'll throw out the first 2 easy ones:

Hockey pucks

Cakes

 

Good god man, that's junior league shit at best. You haven't lived till you've taken a drunken piss in a trough.

 

My wife was just asking me what the hell I'm laughing at!
I told her it's hard to explain..

 

Fify

 

My mothers side might have been a little miffed with that whole debacle when it happened but I'm more like my father and I suspect that his forefathers, who belonged to a well known nomadic type of people from the cradle of civilization, probably gave as much of a shit about the Redcoats as I do.

 

Surely you meant kitchen sink?

 

I'm a gentleman.
I take the dishes out of the sink before I piss in it.

 

With 20 other drunken guys at the ball game. Is it bad etiquette or against bro code to cross streams?

 

It’s just getting started. Buckle up.

 

It’s encouraged!

 

No petergazing either.

 

I hook my dick around the door handle. And stick my finger in my ass before pushing the door closed.

 

And I’m out. It was a wild ride.

 

You mean just for today or permanently???

 

nobody at the buffet is gonna tell me my business.

 

My wife gets me Creed Adventus. She says it makes her wanna “drop down and get yer Eagle on.” I’m still not fully sure what that all entails. Hope that helps.

 

You too?

 

Kancho!

 

So, just to confirm on this.... drop down and get her eagle on; or drop down and get your eagle on

Huge difference on whether or not I'd give that cologne a shot