Guys, what cologne do you wear?

Are you assuming my maturity?

 

Yes.

 

all it takes is an @spraynard.

 

Don’t worry, I get mistaken for an Aussie more often than not. I can do the King’s English if I’m in that sort of company or a South West yokel (think Johnny Depp in Pirates of Caribbean or the fishermen on that Outer Banks island off NC coast).

So, pirate, posh or Aussie - no-one’s knicker elastic can withstand all of those and for the hard headed I can hold my own in French and put the willies into the sadists with my German.

 

I've been told I sound more American than Canadian. Hell, I drop "y'all" left and right like a southerner. LOL

 

So, you were in the navy?

 

I'm in Canada. What navy?

 

The royal Canadian pole dancers, perhaps?

 

Sure you're not thinking of the RCMP Musical Ride?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eKuOnJIlyc

 

You know, these guys…

 

I want to change my answer.




Blech...

 

Can’t.
Not allowed

 

Y’all will like this

 

Aqua Velva. All day every day because, "there's something about an Aqua Velva man".

 

Pretty sure there’s a half dozen broken English surplus diesel submarines. “Navy”

 

They used to be at the West Edmonton Mall.

 

This reminded me of super troopers 2 and rob lowes brothel.

 

BBQ sauce.. and I make sure there is a little left on my shirt just in case….

 

Frank's Red Hot. I put that shit on everywhere.

 

My name is Melikeymybeer and sometimes my truck stinks and my wife complains.

I use Brut deodorant but the problem is I often go to the gym and drive home to shower. I also drive home after kayak fishing or hiking which contributes to the manly aroma. I have a removable seat cover to throw in the wash but don't always use it.

So what do you guys use to destinkify your truck? I always try to roll with the windows down and use those fresheners that clip to the vent slats.

 

Why cologne of course. Lots of it.

 

Vanilla extract.

 

Ozium does the trick for various *ahem* odors.

 

In this day and age there is no need for Cologne, at least not in first world countries where hygiene is practised...although the number of US men I see exiting the mensroom without washing their hands perhaps I speak out of turn...

 

Been using this for about 20 years, 99% of women love it and I do to to.

 

The perfume or is that some kind of fetishist's butt plug in the background?

 

Careful, your 250 years of redcoat butthurt is showing.

 

I agree with the first point you made, but then you lost me saying men who don't wash their hands are somehow more prevalent here than they are anywhere else.

 

https://giphy.com/gifs/war-murica-revolutionary-JlAzt6YmX8OmQ

 

Truck deodorant and de-stinkifier. This doesnt mask the odor it actually kills it.