Guys, what cologne do you wear?

My wife loves Sardines so I’ll drain the juice of several cans and place just a tad behind each ear on date night.

She loves it, but I have a hard time getting away from the feral cats in the neighborhood.

 

@hagrid and I are working on a scent called “O.C.I” by TransCooler that we’d be happy to sell to everyone once we get it dialed in.

Use every 10 miles or so.

 

Yep, here she is getting home from work.

 

I beg your pardon sir, I am not into beastality!

 

True, I use that one on the weekends

 

I consider this thread sufficiently derailed

 

I agree. I feel a bit silly for actually suggesting a cologne.

Meanwhile the OP is just like fu€k it. He’s probably out at Macys sniffing samples.

 

Here’s my problem with this cologne thing.
I’m that guy who gives myself my own haircut with a buzzer and I have done this for about 30 years. I buy ivory soap in bulk and rub it on my head for shampoo. I use arm and hammer deodorant cause I don’t like to smell myself. So I guess I’m just out of touch with the world…

 

Are you sure that's because of the perfume?

 

In my case, it has to be the Cologne that gets the ladies attention. A sad reality when you have a Face only a Mother could love.

 

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I do all that and then my wife goes "mmm, you smell nice".

Honestly never thought a bunch of truck guys would be cologne-wearers...

 

I have had lady friends give me their "night clothes" to spray my cologne on so they can wear them when I'm not around.

 

If you can’t look pretty than try to smell pretty.

 

Nope.

 

No new babies.
We need to take about a 25 yr break from reproducing. If we keep letting our population get out of control, nature is gonna fix it by making everyone homosexual, or Yellowstone is gonna pop, or something.
So, all you super sexy lady killers need to ease up on the perfume.

 

Or work harder on refining a pants-dropping accent.

 

Same here, been cutting my own hair for 20 years. I use Dr. Squatch soap and Bravo Sierra deodorant since its made in America and they donate 5% to military veterans and their families.

I’m not gonna give money to Unilever…but to each his own.

 

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Exactly, now if this was a Corvette forum I could see that!

 

This guy knows what's up.
Heard studies of artificial freshners and breast cancer. My house has none of those spray freshners. I don't like strong artificial smells either. My wife mostly cleans with natural cleaners with lemony type scents. She doesn't own perfumes either. I'll take her sweaty scent all day over perfume and she has no problem with that. One less thing for her.

 

Ha! I've had that happen before. Put on cologne and stuff one day and nothing. The next day...

Wife: *inhales* "OOh, you smell good...what did you do?? "
Me: "I....took a shower, with soap.... "

 

My visage beams down upon this thread with pride and satisfaction.

 

I just hose myself down with Axe for 15 seconds straight every day.

Seriously, though, I rarely wear cologne; and when I do it's a VERY minimal amount.

 

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I'm not sure my wife has ever told me I smell good.

 

It's the farts.

 

Milk or beer?

 

The Woman can't stand a Brit accent. The Aussie accent on the other hand...

Thank God I don't need to depend on my accent to keep her around.

I'm a little disappointed you haven't blessed my Extravaganza thread with your presence. Are we not worthy?

 

I would assume beer. Only infants drink milk.