Guys, what cologne do you wear?

I don't even wear deodorant.

 

I like to smell like a stale cigarette

 

I always keep some sawdust in my pockets. My woman loves it.

 

None, never done that

 

5W30 smells better

 

I don't have a smell. My wife would definitely tell me...

 

I love this forum, man you guys are ruthless and hilarious. @IowaGuy I wear all types of cologne including the many manly scents listed above such as hoppes, gear oil, and the likes. But real cologne options are as follows:

1. Currently loving YSL le
2. Ralph Lauren Polo red
3. Light blue by Dolce and Gabana
4. Acqua like you
5. Emporio Armani
6. Armani code
7. Fahrenheit

That's all I can think of right now but my collection changes regularly.

 

Look up Lume. A little smear between the b cheeks and you’re good.

 

A lovely mix of heat sweat, work sweat, and a healthy bit of dog and spilt beer.

 

Lol
If I do put anything with a scent on me it’s usually frankincense essential oil with a carrier

 

This must be what my middle school PE teacher wore. I thought the reason he smelled like shit was because he didn't wipe or something until one day in high school someone offered me some terrible cologne just like it.

 

Are these applied all at once? Or gradually? Asking for a friend who’s going to a birthday party

 

I keep it simple.
Old Spice swagger deodorant and a homemade beard balm, rendered from the tail of an endangered beaver.

 

I actually have this stuff, snagged it at a gun store as last minute impulse buy and it's actually not bad. The Woman likes it, which is all that matters.

 

Dukes not bad, but let’s not derail this thread please.

 

you dont apply em, you earn em throughout the day. Sometimes when i get an existential crisis i can mix in some night terror, but thats kinda hard to plan for & completely changes the mood.

 

https://youtu.be/yw7cgxPQVSU

 

Oops, sorry.

Have any of y'all tried moose juice?

 

Deer are tiny meese & they are all up in my business.

 

I forgot my favorite.

 

Good ol' fashioned sweat

 

I'd imagine my air cooled sport bike has a scent that seems to help. Otherwise i'm just generally more attractive to gas station attendants and my local tractor supply. If i pull up in the truck, i dont get a 2nd look, even if i help the old couple in the parking lot, but show up on the bike & get a few numbers each summer.

 

Yeah.. I'm pretty sure; and since he wants a chick that's into racing I'm thinking any of the motor oil varieties would be good!!!

Hell, since he's outdoorsy, maybe even the fresh cut wood in his pocket would work

 

In spite of his citizenship, I'm pretty sure he's got at least 1 or 2; unless it's illegal, then he doesn't

 

Around here most of the younger people smell like a combination of weed, patchouli oil, and old wet birkenstocks. I used to work with a contractor who was Italian and he must have bathed in his cologne of the week and it could probably set off a smoke or Co2 detector.