Guys I can't poo

As others have said, dehydration will cause it. Drink more water.

Prune juice is miraculous for loosening things up.

And, mango ... makes a man go.

 

I keep hoping this thread will die but, it has more lives than Jason Voorhees.

 

Unlike OP, this thread has no problem going, and going.

 

I ate Taco Bell for the first time in years yesterday. I was spraying mud within 15 minutes and I’m still not right.

 

This thread is awesome!

 

I hope you are not pulling the sympathy card, you have no excuse as we all had a timely reminder 3 days ago in post #6 (or thereabouts).

 

I'm not sure that stuff's even considered food??

 

Alright, how many of you actually read through this while taking a dump and were afraid to say something in fear of rubbing it in on this poor guy?

 

Nope. You’re better off ordering and then immediately spiking it in the toilet. Save yourself some agony.

 

August is, apparently, a constipation free month...

https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/food/2023/08/08/taco-bell-free-taco-tuesday/70551422007/