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Guys I can't poo

Discussion in 'Outdoors' started by EmergencyMaximum, Aug 3, 2023.

  1. Aug 3, 2023 at 6:22 PM
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    Taco-Spike

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    You gotta pump those numbers up
     
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  2. Aug 3, 2023 at 6:24 PM
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    Taco-Spike

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  3. Aug 3, 2023 at 6:28 PM
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    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    You'd love our house then. Those are the first things I replaced.
     
  4. Aug 3, 2023 at 6:28 PM
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    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    Apparently I’ve been living in a cave
     
  5. Aug 3, 2023 at 6:30 PM
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    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    You are in Arizona - maybe they haven't made it your way yet.
     
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  6. Aug 3, 2023 at 6:31 PM
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    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    Must have skipped over us, I saw my first one in Cali…..
     
  7. Aug 3, 2023 at 6:33 PM
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    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Miller Lite in the pic so you know it's an original from me, not a interwebs grab. My wife keeps it in the big jar o' tea bags.


    20230803_182908.jpg
     
  8. Aug 3, 2023 at 6:35 PM
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    Outbound

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    Go squat your max rep with a barbell and plates + 20%. You'll either fall over, drop it on your head and die, or you'll shit your pants making the lift. Either way, you won't need to worry about constipation anymore.
     
  9. Aug 3, 2023 at 6:35 PM
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    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    Flavor might be too spicy on the way out. I’ve accidentally used peppermint soap in the shower…………
     
  10. Aug 3, 2023 at 6:36 PM
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    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    Texas/California. We basically the same thing anymore. :D
     
  11. Aug 3, 2023 at 6:36 PM
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    TheBrit

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    What dafuq do those sentences mean? Initially I thought it meant you stuck your finger up your ass but even that doesn't make sense...unless you were filming yourself and watching the reruns...:eek2: :poking:
     
  12. Aug 3, 2023 at 6:36 PM
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    BTBAKER

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    Everything looks smaller under water. That baby was probably 18 inches minimum. Definitely picture worthy.
     
  13. Aug 3, 2023 at 6:37 PM
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    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    I think I might have told the story of when we tried some "edible" mint lube.

    It did not go well.
     
  14. Aug 3, 2023 at 6:42 PM
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    TheBrit

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    You haven't lived until you've taken a pee after cutting up chillies, the best bit is remembering not to rub your watering eyes! Doh. :annoyed:
     
  15. Aug 3, 2023 at 6:44 PM
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    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    Sounds like you were just playing with it. “Nice chili” wasn’t directed towards you
     
  16. Aug 3, 2023 at 6:53 PM
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    TheBrit

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    My knob's been called a lot of things in the past but comparing it to a chilli wasn't ever one of them. Thank fuck. :rofl:
     
  17. Aug 3, 2023 at 7:08 PM
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    TaquitoBandito

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  18. Aug 3, 2023 at 7:30 PM
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    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    Yes I did. :hattip:

    :rofl:


     
  19. Aug 3, 2023 at 7:32 PM
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    BTBAKER

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    Done!
     
  20. Aug 3, 2023 at 7:34 PM
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    Mitch09

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    Next time just shoot on down to Waffle House.
     
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  21. Aug 3, 2023 at 7:44 PM
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    SwitchThrottle

    SwitchThrottle Living in Idiocracy

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    BigMac...it's the special sauce makes the magic happen.

    :evil:
     
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  22. Aug 3, 2023 at 7:44 PM
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    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    It’s usually the coffee and loitering than attracts them
     
  23. Aug 3, 2023 at 7:47 PM
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    SwitchThrottle

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    Coffee at 7:30...dropping the kids off at the pool by 10:30. :fistbump:
     
  24. Aug 3, 2023 at 7:52 PM
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    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    I’ve seen weird elderly blue grass meetups at McDowels, even let them stay after closing, it was bazaar
     
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  25. Aug 3, 2023 at 7:59 PM
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    ColoradoTJ

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    Safe to say, "you're full of shit..."
     
  26. Aug 3, 2023 at 8:30 PM
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    centex

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    Salad or pasta is a guaranteed colon cleanse. Or chipotle.
     
  27. Aug 4, 2023 at 3:40 AM
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    TheBrit

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    The grammar nazi in me would like to point out incorrect tense usage. :crapstorm:
     
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  28. Aug 4, 2023 at 5:23 AM
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    snomoman

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    I think the OP was the guy that was bragging about getting over 20 miles to the gallon doing 45 miles an hour down the expressway, I’ve got it…go 80 miles an hour down the expressway, that should scare the shit out of you
     
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  29. Aug 4, 2023 at 6:04 AM
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    :rofl:

    It's pretty bad...but I'm leaving it.:thumbsup:
     
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  30. Aug 4, 2023 at 6:09 AM
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    Talon2006

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    One of the top causes of constipation is Dehydration!

    Drink more water.

    Your pee should be near clear if you are adequately hydrated.
     
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