Greatest road rage of all time

This one was staged

 

Comedy!!!!

 

I've probably had 2 or 3 bloody noses from fights in my life. Never did I get paid $5000. And I think GoFundMe takes a 30% cut. They're the real winners in all this.

 

Did you use real blood? JK!
Most of my fights I was intoxicated and performed poorly, when sober, I was pretty good at either being intimidating or avoiding escalation. Situational awareness and preparedness have become priorities as I got older.

 

and it hurts more and longer overtime I pick my tired butt up off the ground

 

tooooo funny

 

hilarious.

 

For Brandon..

https://youtu.be/WCenGKkj3YQ

 

@ColoradoTJ ....This could have the makings of a Phillipe thread...spiraling out of control!!

 

I tried to donate $1 just to get my name up there. But they had a $5 minimum. Greedy bastards.

 

This happened to me in a Waffle House on night. Big ass Mf###### jumped on my ass and I beat him all over the place. Cops come then I'm in big trouble. At least they did give us both a ticket for Afray as they call it around here. Then the DA sends me additional charges in the mail because of his injuries. I did manage to get reduced misdemeanor charges when it went to court. What a mess. My son was with me and he had to fill me in on what happened because I apparently blacked out while I was kicking this guys ass. You have to be very measured with your actions even if some asshole starts something with you.

 

"I will kill you" should be enough to shoot the guy in Georgia. You never know what verdict a jury will return.

 

I wonder If the injuries add up to a felony..In Commiefornia...very few misd were bookable...over crowding and what not..Prolly get probation out of this whole mess

 

What the second video should prove is that if you're going to play games out on the road please realize you might get your head kicked in or worse. It's best just to act like you have some sense and avoid the confrontations because it's simply not worth it. None of us saw what brought this attack on but I'll bet the driver of the STI was playing games. His girl friend was very lucky she didn't escalate the problem worse than it was. I have a rule, if someone wants by me and I'm in the fast lane I will get over at the earliest possible time. If I'm moving along pretty fast I figure if someone wants to go by faster than me that's good because now I have a sucker out front for the law to pull over. It still amazes me the number of people that use their cars as a way of expressing themselves. Some will ride in the fast lane side by side with someone at or under the speed limit for miles and then speed up to 95mph when not by someone all in an attempt to irritate people or act like their law enforcement.

Once when I was younger I was merging onto the interstate and had a guy intentionally not allow me to merge. I sped up and he sped up, I slowed down and he slowed down. I eventually got on and merge over in behind this guy. I followed him 5 mph under the speed limit for a mile or so and merged over in the passing lane. He immediately pulled over in front of me and hit his brakes hard. Mind you he was in a small car and I was in a heavy lifted high performance truck. I had no eye contact with this guy or any hand gestures up until this point and did nothing to provoke him. When he slammed on his brakes I damned near hit him. Well then he took off like a bat out of hell and that was good because he obviously was drunk or on drugs. I continue on running the speed limit and spot the knucklehead in the slow lane in the middle of a group of cars. I casually drafted by and did look at the guy to see what was going on. He didn't even look at me and sped up and merged back over in front of me again in a spot he wouldn't have fit into if I didn't hit the brakes. So what happened next; he hit the brakes again and about blasted him for the second time. He took off like a bat out of hell again and I said ok A hole. I held the pedal to the floor and ran right up on him so close I could only see the roof of his car. I'm sure my bumper was about touching his rear glass. He immediately got over and pulled off the road. I watched him in my rear view mirror get out and walk in front of his car and vomit. The rest of the trip home was uneventful.

 

Another time I was driving in the city in the same truck. It was a 25 mph zone so I was running about 27 behind a line of traffic. A traffic light turned red so everyone stopped. I'm about the 4th car in line and I hear tires screaching and see a car behind me locking the tires up. It was hot so I had the AC on and the windows up. I see this burly dude jump out of his car and come running towards my truck. He gets up beside the truck with spit flying out of his mouth he was so mad. I lower the window and he yells "why did you stop!?". I casually pointed to the red light and the cars in front of me and said "because they stopped for the red light". The look on his face was priceless. He realized how much of an a-- he was and got back in his car with the woman in the passenger's seat giving him hell.

 

what a fucking disgrace. cant believe he pulled the 'combat veteran' bullshit.

 

That stretch on the west side, when you're going downhill, where those 2 runaway truck ramps are 3 miles apart, it's nearly impossible to go the posted 35mph speed limit!
I have gotten a ticket there at 55mph.