Girls with trucks

Yes.

Get it wrapped to look like a used condom.

Super unique, you’ll never see another one like it!

You asked for ideas, not necessarily good ones.

 

What I really find sexy in a lady is when she isn't posting herself all over social media, doesn't seek the attention of other men when she's in a relationship, doesn't go out clubbing and getting black-out drunk, doesn't have more male friends than women, loves and respects her father, has traditional values, takes pride in taking care of her man, is good with children, isn't irrational, and I also give her points if she loves big dogs and would never want a "purse dog" and believes cats should only live in barns.

That^^^.

That's sexy!

What car she drives is irrelevant.

 

Pretty sure you are dead inside.

 

If you find a lady with the aforementioned traits, you're more likely than not going to find a lady who can faithfully endure a few deployments.

I'm sorry if you came home to an empty house and bank account. The depend'a'lotapus claims far too many young Joe hearts and pay!

 

haha no hate for keeping it fun.... well until the lashes get installed then we have to reassess.

 

take off eh

 

My girl did the same in a high rise parkade, thankfully the bollard was plastic, no dents, and it buffed out. she was in tears but I kept my cool, its just a truck.
A valuable lesson was learned though, make sure at least half the truck is past the obstacle before turning.

 

What's funny about my wife and I was making fun of her, I said, when you first hit the edge of the concrete that's a good sign that you need to stop? but she just kept going and managed to run / damage the entire side of the truck

 

We went to Canmore for a week recently and stayed in a place with a tight parking garage. I had no issues until we left on the last day, when I bumped the mirror on the door frame on the way out. My wife was freaking out but it didn't phase me. When I checked it later, there wasn't even a mark on the plastic.

 

So many ideas that cost way too much money

 

I think it's because I have spent 26 years working as and EMT, and then medic, driving big ambulances, that driving and parking the truck are no big deal to me as a woman! Driving the boo boo bus taught me to trust the mirrors (and having some awareness of its girth), and that is the biggest thing with driving a bigger vehicle in my opinion. It's all about the driver experience I think, I could see never wanting to drive such a large vehicle if I was only used to cars and small SUV driving.

 

OP- Congrats on the new truck and welcome to our awesome community!
Loved the "StormTrooper comment", am I hearing some love for StarWars?

 

Yeah, that obviously gave you the experience! I too learned as a young age to drive trucks, I even did my drivers test in my mom's 2000 Tundra on narrow streets!

 

Thank you!! There is always some love for Star Wars.

 

My ex wife crashed two of my new trucks. A few years apart, neither were her fault, but still, haha

 

"But still"....because she was driving right. Hahaha

 

Yup, haha. Accident magnet!

 

Son is 15 and his learner's permit is impending ( )

I'm going to start him out on my Tundra. As I told him, "If you can handle driving in Fredericksburg/Richmond, and learn to backup and parallel park with this, you can handle almost any vehicle anywhere."

(Except maybe in DC. lol)

 

Our oldest daughter is 14 and already driving around both vehicles. I too think learning to drive in a big rig only helps them understand spatial awareness. She isn't driving much on city streets though since she doesn't have a permit yet. She likes the tundra more than the sequoia. Makes me smile.

 

My wife can parallel park a school bus yet it takes her three tries to back the Tundra into the driveway.

 

Better mirrors.

 

You are probably right. I’m not gonna tell her that though.

 

A TM slap!?!

 

IF YO - DAMN CAPS

If you release a pink TM slap, my wife is gonna want one. Which sounds entirely inappropriate.

 

Of fucking course. How do I miss these things?

I’m still bumming about missing the 4Runner one.

 

?

 

Wasn’t there an early TM 4Runner slap or did I make it up?

The VA may be messing with my meds again…