Free Toyota OEM Fog Light Giveaway!

Love the fact the my family, especially both the boys, love the Tundra. No crazy stories yet, but hopefully some good ones soon since we are about to move to Utah and get back into the outdoors a little more and come camping. Thanks for putting this one and GL to everyone.

 

Was your mother a beaver, cuz DAMN...

This is my first Tundra. I feel like a fool for not always owning one. I love everything about this truck. I did not like the radio. First mod was Alpine Halo - very happy with it.

 

I love how bada$$ it sounds with a real V8 and the dual exhaust!

Really love the tow haul button

Love that it does what I need it to do when I need it to do it! (Reliable)

 

A dog limps into a bar and says "I'm lookin for the man who shot my paw!"

Thanks for the chance and the creative idea for entry! This thread has potential in the next couple weeks!

 

Confucius say, he who stands on toilet is high on pot.

 

What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.


Love my Tundra. Moved to the Tundra after owning 2 jeeps and don't reqret it one bit

 

Reading this forum wakes me up way more efficiently than Coffee, let me tell you... Thank you to all who are participating!

 

Crazy tundra story:

I was viciously attacked by another tundra. A jeolous 00 red tundra. Seen me coming and was in such a jeolous rage that it missed the stop sign and ran right into me. I think it was secretly hoping my MGM paint would rub off onto it. Sent my beautiful MGM 17 to the hospital for 6 weeks. It was the least longest 6 weeks of my life.

 

Confucius say, baseball all wrong. Man with four balls can't walk.

 

So rad, thanks for doing the giveaway.
Quick story: I was out on disability 10 years ago for 2 shoulder surgeries, moved in with my parents to help through recovery, on a fixed income driving a crappy Chevy Cavalier. Always dreamed of a Tundra, but couldn't afford it. Neighbor across the street had my dream Tundra, and would always tell myself "maybe someday....maybe" as I drove away to Physical Therapy...every single day for a year. Depressing.
Fast forward a year later, returned to work and moved back home after recovering (2 hours away from my parents), replenished my bank account, started searching for a Tundra. Wasn't having much luck, until a post on Craiglist literally 1/2 mile away with a Tundra. I set up a test drive, and it turned out to be the actual dream Tundra across the street from my parents. He lived by my parents, but worked where I was living. After some back and forth, and telling him it's my dream Tundra, and 6k negotiated off the price....I purchased my dream Tunrda, and still drive it today (with lame fog lights that don't do much....wink wink). I bought my dream, and think about how lucky I am every day I start up my truck.

Ironically, back on disability, with a last ditch effort to reconstruct my shoulders before total joint replacements

 

The very first day of owning my brand new 17' TRD PRO CM Tundra my dog has diarrhea in the bed while riding around in it. Had like 23 miles on it.

 

How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?

Pick it up and suck its dick.

And that’s the only joke I know...

 

I once told a lady, "girl you so hot, my burritos a cooking".

 

I'm having a burrito for lunch!

 

There’s only gonna be seven planets after my rocket destroys Uranus.

Wanna go halves on a bastard?

 

In the famous words...

‘It just works’

 

Confucius say, man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.

 

The more I drink the better u look.

 

Confucius say, he who passes gas in church, must sit in his own pew

 

A guy is driving around the back woods and he sees a sign in front of a broken down, shanty-style house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says "So, what's your story?"

The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.

"I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.

"I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

"Ten dollars," the guy says.

"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap??"

"Because the dog's a damn liar. He never did any of that shit."

 

What I love about my Tundra is that my whole family can fit in it. All six of us. I also love the Dirty Deeds 8” BAMuffler.

Here are some pick up lines:
Are you google? You are everything I’ve been searching for!

Are you trash? I would love to take you out!

 

Husband: walks into room “doctor is my wife okay?”

Doctor: Sir after examination your wife has a cute angina.

 

Ok it’s jokes for free shit. I already have these fogs so count me out. Why are terds tapered on the end? So your asshole won’t slam shut!

 

Just love the way my girl BigRed stands an the nsv bar is great but mostly she makes me proud when your off roading an you pull two jeeps out of the mud an rocks loving it Lmao

 

Years ago a friend of mine owns a limo company, and he called me once to ask if I could take one of his big stretches out and run to Philadelphia to pick up up some one. I was laid off at the time so I said I could do it. So I show up and run down the turnpike and guess who I was picking up? Pope Benedict. Impressive at the least. So I pull up in front of the airport and there he is. So I get out of the car and load his luggage, then opened the door for him. I say " your excellency, it's time to leave. But he just stands there. I took a step closer and said again, "your excellency, it's time to leave". He grabbed me by the hand and said " Could you do something for me? Would you allow me to drive? I have been driven around since I was a Cardinal". I stood there stunned, and was finally able to answer "I'm sorry. It's against the insurance ". He took a step closer to me and said "I'll make it worth your while!" Who am I to argue with the leader of the world church, so I begrudgingly get in the back. The Pope gets behind the wheel and smokes the tires pulling out. It was then I remember he is from Germany. He gets up on 95 and is doing over 130 mph. Next thing you know, one of Pa's finest is behind us with the lights and sirens going. He pulled the limo over, slams his door and stomps up the side of the car. He opened his mouth to yell and realized the pope is sitting behind the wheel. He runs back to his car and grabbed the mike on his radio. He said to the dispatcher he needed to talk to the chief. The chief gets on the radio and asked what the officer wanted. He says that he pulled over a limo doing over 130 mph. The chief replies "write them a ticket!" The officer repays "you don't understand, this is someone important! "That's better yet! Write them a ticket replies the chief. The office said, I cant , it's someone very important! Well who is it? I think its God! God?what makes you think its God?

He has the Pope as his chauffeur!!!

I win for the longest joke my tundra is the nicest pickup I have ever owned!

 

A woman goes out shopping with her husband and spots a pair of boots she loves. The husband says, “no chance love they’re too expensive”.
Later on in bed, the wife is just falling asleep when the husband tries his luck and places his hand on her hip and then lower on to her thigh.
She turns to him and says, “I don’t think so mate. If you’re not prepared to shoe this horse then you sure as hell ain’t riding it!!!!”
Thank you HR for the giveaway. Good way to upgrade my tundra!!!!

 

I’m on my 4th Tundra. No matter how hard I have looked at other vehicles I always end up with a Tundra.

Now that I have a family, love the space that my CM has. Everyone always comments on the backseat space if they’ve never ridden in one:

Passenger- Damn, it’s huge back here!
Me- you say the same thing to your wife don’t you Bill?

Passenger- I’ve never seen one this big?
Me- That’s what she said!

Passenger- Damn, you know what you could do back here?
Me- Yes, that’s why I have 2 kids and Weathertechs!


Pickup line: Are your parents beavers... because DAM!

 

Love the reliability of the Tundra especially with the Supernova V.4 LEDs from Headlight Revolution!

 

Free lights? No f*gging way!

 

What I like most about my Tundra is its reliability, getting in and pulling off while others are digging their vehicles out of the snow.