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Discussion in 'International' started by Padj, Dec 20, 2018.

  1. Dec 21, 2018 at 3:13 AM
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    Notachickmagnet

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    To his surprise he did see a MGM, with the well endowed midget driving and throwing chrome mailboxes out the window...
     
  2. Dec 21, 2018 at 4:22 AM
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    ...and then War Machine showed up.
     
  3. Dec 21, 2018 at 4:48 AM
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    And became very friendly with the well endowed midget.
     
  4. Dec 21, 2018 at 5:08 AM
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    War Machine

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    The midget from Total Recall to be more specific.
     
  5. Dec 21, 2018 at 5:30 AM
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    15whtrd

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    Who actually had 3 boobs plus a penis that she used for...
     
  6. Dec 21, 2018 at 5:34 AM
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    A kickstand so she wouldnt roll off a cliff...
     
  7. Dec 21, 2018 at 6:10 AM
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    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    And cause an avalanche to come crushing down on @COMiamiFan #fakeboat while he was driving naked with only tube socks
     
  8. Dec 21, 2018 at 6:13 AM
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  9. Dec 21, 2018 at 6:31 AM
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    Notachickmagnet

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    Desparate times while jogging in the outback
     
  10. Dec 21, 2018 at 6:38 AM
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    While being chased by albino Pygmys wearing only crocs...
     
  11. Dec 21, 2018 at 6:53 AM
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    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    But they were all scared off by Mick “Crocodile” Dundee. After the formalities, and admiring Mick’s “knoife” they went to....
     
  12. Dec 21, 2018 at 7:01 AM
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    the local strip joint ...
     
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  13. Dec 21, 2018 at 7:09 AM
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    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    Where Donk and @War Machine were the drunk bouncers (and secretly lovers). After pulling into the strip club’s parking lot, Donk and his bitch....I mean War Machine....jumped on Micks truck, yelling......
     
  14. Dec 21, 2018 at 7:15 AM
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    ...we have rights dammit! We're moving to Frisco!...
     
  15. Dec 21, 2018 at 7:19 AM
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    And all the Coloradans said "No! Don't move to Frisco. We already have to many damn people on I70 and we don't need more".
     
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  16. Dec 21, 2018 at 7:33 AM
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    I just want to pause and say I don’t like the direction this story is headed in.
     
  17. Dec 21, 2018 at 7:35 AM
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    You're in charge of the story. You and Donk can write your own history together.
     
  18. Dec 21, 2018 at 7:37 AM
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    War Machine

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    I don’t even know who Donk is, and I wouldn’t keep it secret anyway.
     
  19. Dec 21, 2018 at 7:37 AM
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    Law323

    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    No time outs!! Continue the story!!

    TAKE CHARGE OF YOUR DESTINY, JASON!!!
     
  20. Dec 21, 2018 at 7:39 AM
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    War Machine

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    Back to our programming.

    War Machine and Donk said we’ll “f you then”. The Coloradoians declined.
     
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  21. Dec 21, 2018 at 7:40 AM
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    Here you go....and yes you would.

     
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  22. Dec 21, 2018 at 7:41 AM
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    And headed back up the mountain to continue their rub fest passing the toast around. Then they all reminisced about ...
     
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  23. Dec 21, 2018 at 7:44 AM
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    the time they tried to shave a gorilla wearing speedos...
     
  24. Dec 21, 2018 at 7:48 AM
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    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    while being the first people to end up in National Geographic and Playgirl simultaneously. They turned to their well endowed midget with three boobs and...
     
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  25. Dec 21, 2018 at 7:50 AM
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    Eclipsed & Floating Over it.........

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    Who was swinging from the chandelier at the SDHQ headquarters and challenging @Grey Wolf to.....
     
  26. Dec 21, 2018 at 7:51 AM
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    The latest speedo's that he designs
     
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  27. Dec 21, 2018 at 7:52 AM
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    And hand measures each customer for proper fit.
     
  28. Dec 21, 2018 at 7:53 AM
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    Man am I still the subject?
     
  29. Dec 21, 2018 at 7:55 AM
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    :facepalm:

    Killin' me man! We are on to Grey Wolf.
     
  30. Dec 21, 2018 at 7:57 AM
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    Shhh, @Grey Wolf Is the victim now.


    While calling himself a “tailor” was having trouble with one speedo because of...
     
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