Cat protection

I thought yall were joking, but i might need cat protection.


dumbass forgot her tools.

 

there needs to be a way to rig something like this to a bear trap spring. But so it ‘looks’ like the cat can be slid through it. Get their hands in it.

 

How exactly does that contraption protect the catalytic converter if you cut ahead and below the trap on the pipe?

 

? Maybe the extra rattles could alert the owner?
Maybe the quality of human that steals cats cant fathom such complex measures?
Maybe the thieves can turn those devices in for an extra $50 or so and the company puts em back into inventory?

 

That picture makes me feel claustrophobic.

 

I spent 24 years in Louisiana, born and raised. I would reconsider this idea. If you like flat land and pine trees, you'll love it there. If you like humidity you can stir with a spoon, you'll love it there. Bugs. If you like bugs, you'll love it there. And snakes. If you like your roads lumpy and full of holes, you'll love it there. The duck hunting sucks. The deer hunting is meh. It's on the gulf, but has no beaches. No mountains. Shit, no hills! Flat. 3 seasons. Hot season. Kinda hot season and rainy season, which overlaps the other 2 seasons.

Counter point:

Food is awesome. Like steal your heart awesome.
People are pretty awesome.
Fishing is pretty good.
These people know how to party. Like, they make up excuses to party. Festivals with no real basis in anything, just because. To party. 'Cause, party.
Cost of living is pretty low. This may be the selling point.

 

Sounds like East Texas. It feels like you’re chilling inside of someone’s mouth.

 

Have you seen this one?

https://www.1stgenoffroad.com/store/p930/CatPlate.html#/

 

Imagine the time, wrist strains, and self assurance that went into this:


id bet a wire cut em at least once.

 

Not that we need more people moving here, but TN has free community/technical college for all ages. Paid for by funds from lotto tickets. I couldn't live in Louisiana.

 

I feel like they would laugh at that.

 

Some other company is selling those for $350. Hes just doing the middle man move and adding to the cost. Somebody posted it recently.

Here it is. Even the same photos and coating options.

 

So an industrial size mosquito magnet and swimming pool isn’t going to give you relief from the bugs and heat? I can only be indoors with the AC for so long.

 

Including state university?

 

Well, state run community or technical colleges. No 4 year degree if that's what you mean. You could get the first 2 for free.

 

Too bad we can't set up an electrical charge that would zap the hell out of somebody touching the cats.

 

Where there's a will, there is a way. Extra battery, power inverter and come up with a way to use an electric fence...

At your own risk. User assumes all risk & liability.

 

Don’t forget the 4000 volt step-up transformer.

 

Get a bunch of those mosquito tennis rackets from harbor freight and up the charge.

 

Im not advocating.

but junkyard airbags. Half a dozen per side hooked to the alert button. Bedazzle em with lead. Or ceramic, or glitter. But, you have to trigger it, automatic booby traps are frowned upon. Wonder if it could be triggered to fire 2 per alarm honk. Just have to have the switch off if you plan on honking or having your face slammed into the steering wheel.

 

I'm not advocating either but in the good ol days the shotgun with rock salt was a fun and effective deterrent for petty thefts and garden raiders. Can't do that anymore.... and get off my lawn!
Just kidding, I don't have a lawn.

 

Ive never been rock salted, but my step grandpa on my moms side had. Paul harrels video disenheartened me a little, but id still like to have a couple salt shells to show off.

 

Maybe just a doggie door in the floor of the cab so your attack dog is on a leash which only allows him to roam around the underside of the vehicle?

 

You guys are great! Gonna go try and hijack my truck back next week and get straight pipes welded on for the time being.

OOhhhh and if you are thinking about louisiana.... Check the weather... Pretty miserable at the the moment. Especially if you're not from here and used to the soup we breath.

 

Ahhhh, I grew up there as well south of NO in the swamps. Absolutely loved it. Talk about being free in a world of its own. Nothing like the marshes of the LA delta. Agree that you need to be from there and have the Cajun blood in order to handle the weather and bugs.

 

I'm presuming OP didn't know they were gone until start-up. I can only imagine how loud that 4.7 was.

 

1st gens didn’t come with a 5.7l
4.7 was the biggest the best gen got from the factory

 

I honestly didn't even pay attention to what gen it was..lol.

My comment remains the same. I had an 87 cougar once I started with no exhaust. It was deafening.

 

Scared the shit out of me! I looked around bc there was a camaro parked close and I thought it was that starting up!