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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by T-Rex266, Jun 16, 2015.

  1. Jun 16, 2015 at 9:35 PM
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    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 [OP] .org? Never heard of her. Staff Member

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    Just for fun...married for 10 years and counting.

    If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print.

    Do you have a band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

    Discuss...
     
  2. Jun 16, 2015 at 9:47 PM
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    Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
     
  3. Jun 16, 2015 at 9:48 PM
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    Let’s convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.
     
  4. Jun 16, 2015 at 9:50 PM
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    Why don’t we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
     
  5. Jun 16, 2015 at 9:50 PM
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    Is there an airport nearby or was that my heart taking off?
     
  6. Jun 16, 2015 at 9:51 PM
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  7. Jun 16, 2015 at 9:55 PM
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    The volume of a generalized cylinder has been known for thousands of years, but you won’t know the volume of mine until tonight.
     
  8. Jun 16, 2015 at 9:55 PM
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  9. Jun 16, 2015 at 9:55 PM
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  10. Jun 16, 2015 at 9:56 PM
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  14. Jun 16, 2015 at 9:57 PM
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  17. Jun 16, 2015 at 10:00 PM
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    tat2ude39 MYota

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    (G) Are you from Tennessee? Cuz ur the only 10 I see

    (PG-13) Gosh, you must be exhausted... Cuz you been runnin' through my mind all day!

    (R) My face is leaving in 3 minutes, be on it!

    (X) Wanna F**K
     
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  18. Jun 17, 2015 at 5:05 AM
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    mdavis I need a beer.

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    Cheered up my Wednesday morning. Good laughs. :jellydance:
     
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  19. Jun 17, 2015 at 5:06 AM
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    mdavis I need a beer.

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    I've been with my high school sweet heart for 11 1/2 years now. The last one is about all I got.
     
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  23. Jun 17, 2015 at 5:52 AM
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    "Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you."

    "Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"

    "I was blinded by your beauty; I'm going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes."
     
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  24. Jun 17, 2015 at 6:55 AM
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    Did you just fart? 'Cause your blowing me away."

    If I told you you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

    If we had a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together.

    Your eyes are blue like the ocean, and I'm lost at sea.

    Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

    Was your dad a baker? ‘cause you’ve got the nicest set of buns i’ve ever seen

    Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
     
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  25. Jun 18, 2015 at 5:31 AM
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    Mike Tread lightly.

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    yep bank account is running low from it..
    I would be banned. :anonymous:
     
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  26. Jun 18, 2015 at 5:46 AM
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    After reading these i'm now considering being a monk in Tibet.
     

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