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2018. Im back but with a new lemon. I mean Tundra. I snap nipples.

Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by Elk Hunter, Jun 15, 2018.

  1. Jun 15, 2018 at 7:08 AM
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    TXMiamiFan

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    Thought the same thing; going 95 and not knowing it? And what does the cop have anything to do with it? Did he pull you over? I'm sure anyone can tell the difference between 45 and 95 MPH.
     
  2. Jun 15, 2018 at 7:09 AM
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    gosolo You Don’t Know Who I Am But I Know Where You Live

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    Try this on for size:
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    OR

    Another Troll
     
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  3. Jun 15, 2018 at 7:12 AM
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    Danimal86 Looks clean even when its dirty!

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    If you are going to spew a load of bs our way, at least make it believable.
     
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  4. Jun 15, 2018 at 7:14 AM
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    Pics or it didn't happen :)
     
  5. Jun 15, 2018 at 7:30 AM
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    It's hard to post pics, when he's full of more shit than a Christmas turkey.
     
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  6. Jun 15, 2018 at 7:35 AM
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    I'm more of a benefit of the doubt kinda guy...
    ...that said... when I read it after reading his 2nd post first on a different thread I'm watching the thought did enter my mind: "Must be Ford guys trying to make our forum look like theirs: problem after problem after problem instead of mod question after mod question after mod question with a few problems sprinkled in rarely and randomly" lol

    But, again, I'm not comfortable calling anyone a liar without evidence :)
     
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  7. Jun 15, 2018 at 8:05 AM
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    T-Rex266

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    So, cruise set to 45-55, but hit a corner at 95 with a unit behind you?o_O
     
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  8. Jun 15, 2018 at 8:10 AM
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    Wutachampion

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    LOL he lost me when I started reading that part. So a cop was following you while you had your cruise set to 45-55, not just one number, then all the sudden you are going 95 and hit a few mailboxes and went off a cliff and then had curves on your dash.

    Where in the heck do you live that there's a random cliff right after 45 mail boxes?
     
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  9. Jun 15, 2018 at 8:11 AM
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    tomsinamerica

    tomsinamerica New Member

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    that's the victoria's secret model mod at work....

    I'm telling ya... if i had one of them in my truck i'd be hauling ass back to my house pretty damned quick
     
  10. Jun 15, 2018 at 8:11 AM
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    rons23

    rons23 Get The Led Out!!!

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    :D

    i-smell-liar-meme.jpg
     
  11. Jun 15, 2018 at 8:12 AM
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    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Elon approved Staff Member

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    I mean, if he had a white Tundra and was at 95 in seconds I can see that.
     
  12. Jun 15, 2018 at 8:14 AM
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    easleycrawler

    easleycrawler TOYOTA ADDICT- SSEM #78

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    Well that's more bullshit than the original post.:crapstorm:
     
  13. Jun 15, 2018 at 8:17 AM
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    War Machine

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    I hate to break it to you, but it’s common knowledge that women don’t come with white trucks at all.
     
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  14. Jun 15, 2018 at 8:18 AM
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    rons23 Get The Led Out!!!

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    @Sean, well having a SC , just sayin. Haha:D
     
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  15. Jun 15, 2018 at 8:20 AM
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    tomsinamerica New Member

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    your blow up dolls don't count.

    White tundras don't come with them as standard as they freakin flock to them the minute i'm rolling down the street... if they came stock, i'd have no room for the extras.

    Perhaps they don't come with white tundras, they just come in them? ;):cheers::devil:
     
  16. Jun 15, 2018 at 8:21 AM
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    T-Rex266

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    Women like Inbar Lavi do.
     
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  17. Jun 15, 2018 at 8:24 AM
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    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    None yet
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  18. Jun 15, 2018 at 8:28 AM
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    Well I don’t know who that woman is. All I know is this is what it looks like when I meet a white Tundra owner:

     
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  19. Jun 15, 2018 at 8:31 AM
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    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    None yet
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  20. Jun 15, 2018 at 8:33 AM
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    alpinepro4

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    Elk Hunter your full of shit! Cop following you going 95 around a corner, we all know you need a supercar for that. What a tool!
     
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  21. Jun 15, 2018 at 8:35 AM
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    Stumpjumper

    Stumpjumper New Member

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    Where is the OP now? Seems to have pulled a disappearing act.
     
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  22. Jun 15, 2018 at 8:36 AM
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    easleycrawler

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    He probably doesn't even hunt elk either.
     
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  23. Jun 15, 2018 at 8:37 AM
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    easleycrawler

    easleycrawler TOYOTA ADDICT- SSEM #78

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    He's actually riding around in his Ford, the real truck of his original post, except for the 95mph part.
     
  24. Jun 15, 2018 at 8:39 AM
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    BayRunner

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    Mentioning that a "cop was behind us" is a textbook manipulation technique. Laying the groundwork tha since a LEO was behind us we would never intentionally speed. So doing 95 around a curve would have to be the fault of the truck. I don't know, going from 45 to 95 around a curve and the op doesn't notice does t pass the smell test to me.
     
  25. Jun 15, 2018 at 8:40 AM
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    alpinepro4

    alpinepro4 What is your MPG Today!

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    Yeah a Ford half made in Mexico! Although you gotta hand it to him he did get us all riled up, just like he wanted.
     
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  26. Jun 15, 2018 at 8:43 AM
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    joonbug °°°°°°°°°°

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    Pfffttt! That’s nothing! One time I took a corner at 107mph, almost took out 52 mailboxes and almost drove off a 37ft cliff.
    :transformer:
     
  27. Jun 15, 2018 at 8:45 AM
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    Yeahh umm im calling bull on this.... if nothing else I got a good laugh reading the post
     
  28. Jun 15, 2018 at 8:46 AM
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    You too huh? Man, it's a small world.
     
  29. Jun 15, 2018 at 8:46 AM
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    Notachickmagnet

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    Lol !!! Ha! some drive white Tundras!!!
    While watching jaws and boxers drop !!!!
     
  30. Jun 15, 2018 at 8:47 AM
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    The real answer right there. Checkmate.
     

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