1st Gen. Lunch Table - General Discussion

Foamed the wife’s car

 

Is this a sexual thing?

 

She’s outta town, so I’m going with no? That being said when she gets back to a sparkling clean car, then yes. It’s likely to be a sexual thing.

 

Could've fooled me your comment made it seem otherwise. I'm with @Mr.bee on this one.

 

Carkakke (portmonteau: car bukakke)

There was absolutely no fucking sarcasm in my replies, you salty bastard. As you may know, I have zero iotas of a sense of humor. Seriously, like, not even kidding. At all. (I'm telling my mommy on you)

 

@shifty` how many regular feels you got about it?
Deer weigh 800 hamburgers & my truck takes a little over an hours pay to drive 4 hours.

 

My woodchuck chucks wood, but I dunno how much wood my woodchuck chucks because I ran out of wood, Chuck.

 

Your on a roll this week!

 

Oh I didn't think you were being sarcastic, I'm just saying that suggesting the Imperial system is bull shit and that we're the weird ones for not having switched to the metric system, would fall under "strongly opinionated" if you asked me. (My grandma always said I'm a handsome lad, so your mom's words have no effect on me )

 

I'm saying we're basically the weirdos, as in, the last ones who haven't moved to a more-sensible, more-logical system that's not "how many dicks in my hands makes a yard?"

But then again, that's also a tricky example, because the average penis is about a dozen centimeters, and I don't have any hands.

 

i can make a yard without putting my dick in anyones hand. That would just make everything worse.

 

Yeah I've heard that happens after you hold enough dicks in your hands sorry for your loss.

 

It's all good, something is afoot, and that's handy.

 

I've gotta admit, i can start a yard, but i'd probably build a garden. & i dont want no hands on my dick until i ask, but i'd need a list of native shrubs & grasses, and a supply of local soil.

 

@FrenchToasty

The crab people are among us!

 

Aww you remembered!

 

But can you have a yard without any feet? That's the question.

 

I have feet, & i meant a whole yard. Front, back, east, west, whatever. Whole yard like all available space. You want a tree with hornets near your driveway or walkway that can be set off electrically? Maybe got a mosquito pond & enrich your diet in iron or citric acid or whatever they dont like. Maybe take some of these toads to clear the skeeters. Need a shaded pool for cool water. Maybe a canopy or whatevs to keep the leafs & debris out.

 

Yall trippin balls in here tonight

 

I ran out of oj yesterday. Ran out of beer on thursday. Topped off this morning, animals are fed, plants are watered. I got 4 blackberries this morning. Today was a good day. In order to lock it in, expierience tells me i've gotta eff it up so it aint perfect.

 

I was just thinking, "it's extra spicy tonight."

 

dont get me wrong. Made some lemonade to dress my liqueur. No responsibility tomorrow whatsoever, like when you do a little for everyone it takes skill to schedule a free day. Cause weekends are for who your with. Free tomorrow, i can get white girl wasted until next week, but i probably wont. In fact might ride out where i'm at.

 

How did you quantify that? Are you measuring metrically or imperially? Please show your work.

 

hot north of dallas is weak.i like places than make me ask for medium.

gotta order 2 sides at my burrito place because they use real habanero in a real mango recipe. If you ask they'll stuff burrito bits into a large baked potato.

 

I just measured all the dicks in the thread

 

Polo & i are growers, not showers.

 

Look who’s spicy now! I guess we know who had all the dicks in hands eh?

(Ambiguous statement is ambiguous)

 

Confucius say “There are no feet in a boneyard, only dicks”.

 

Don't trust girls that dont ask its name. They're not serious.

 

What about the ones that give it a name without asking?