1st Gen. Lunch Table - General Discussion

I mean yeah, I could do it manually.

 

Yeah, the housing market is stupid.

 

That's still more house than you would get in most of the country at that price.

 

Remember when they only cost a few shillings?

 

that city doesnt owe you anything, move closer to water where the dust stays out your teeth.

 

Three months later, dishwasher, disposal and sink are back online. Hallelujah.

 

Lol what the hells is going on?

 

Thou computard shalt not correctith thies scripture

 

Lol

 

Ah, April Fool's. Lmao

 

Who beith thou foolio

 

Hahah deep

 

Wut da fuk is the major malfunction here?

 

Thy days of the fool

 

Hi-lord modius, fancies a gigglith

 

I just looked at a joint today for $80k, short sale and needs like $10k of work.

Not for me but my little bro is in the middle of a divorce and needs a place. Figure if he's going to have a scumbag landlord it might as well be me.

 

See y’all tomorrow.

 

Oh fuck. It's April fools day. What huge oversight on my part on the other thread. The oem plus thread that @KNABORES started

 

I was thinking the same thing. $250k for a 2,500 sq ft house is a good deal these days.

 

Anyways, I came here to post this:

Y'all know that vehicularly, I'm sorta down a hair or two, and I wasn't really feeling down about it. Just like "Man, this shit is wack yo. Always something! Oh well, carry on. I'll handle it when I get to it."

I've been seeing this CLAPPED out dodge Dakota in the parking lot since I wrecked both vehicles. It's made me realize how blessed I truly am to have a back up for a back up, and that I walked away from both incidents unscathed.


The guy that drives this truck always has a smile on his face. Is always chipper. Is always on the up, and up. He never complains. A real dude.

Perspective changer for sure.

 

Pops did a lil work for me today while I was snoozing. Thankful for him, and all he does. He was able to save everything but the hood, and headlights.


I really need to update my threads. I'm far behind current events lol

 

This is the best post today.

 

Dude, I’d love to live in the country but wouldn’t love getting my ass whacked by deer while hustling to the night shift.

 

Guy across the circle bought the house next door. He stores his Rivian in the garage. I think he’s gonna fix it up for his in laws.

I browse nearby properties all the time. A $500k s-hole for an office and truck mode space isn’t as crazy as it once was. Appreciating asset and all.

 

Why does he need to fix up a Rivian? They haven’t even been on the market for a couple of years.

Invested on a double lot behind me in late 2019 with two other parties. 1/3 acre. Subdivided into 50x125 lots at 1/6 acre. Had two early offers at $300k per lot after all the rigamarole of demolition, rezoning, subdividing, but we hadn’t finished. Build-ready they’ll probably run about $285k on a quick cash sale, should have them under contract this month, if not this coming week.

Property in my area is stupid. I went in on my current house with a coworker in 2004. $307k for roughly 3100sf under roof on 1/6 acre. We couldn’t even sell for $299k in 2011-2012, after 4 months listed, and that buyer wanted lease-to-own. Comps within 5 blocks today, 10 years later, are hitting 7 digits now, one just went for 1.2m, no way it’s not a bubble. Rentals on all the new apartments nearby are over $1,200/mo for a 450sf studio, same apartment would’ve cost me $250-300/mo tops when I was younger! Rent has quadrupled, wages have barely doubled. Glad I bought when I did, my kids will never be able to afford a house

 

Jajajajaja!