1st Gen. Lunch Table - General Discussion

Friday

 

I call bullshit. (that would however be very impressive)

That video thumbnail pic is precisely the method I was referring to…

 

<shiver>

 

An image that embodies the very definition of frustration, IMO.

 

You realize that little number on the part you cut off is fairly handy right?

 

I already bought my 12-pack (bottles). I plan to use new items, I'm most concerned about the chop stick and the copy paper.

 

I could easily see a chop stick opening a beer bottle. What can’t you open one with, should be a video

 

I'm not so sure about a chop stick. I could mill one out of hardwood, or use some of the ones here, but, I don't plan on bashing or spraying beer. I have my standards.

 

Is it wrong to say a chick who can open a beer bottle with her boob is hawt?

 

It's not wrong, it's just not happening. Only pre-twisted twist offs or dummy bottles can make that work.

 

I was painting the house and day drinking today. Maybe the girls go to bed early enough for a vid. But I'm only sending it to Sunny if that happens. She can do as she likes, but I expect a hold until Friday.

 

Thanks for ruining the dream.

 

I have no idea why I even engage. Well, buzzed might have something to do with it. But there are some lame fuk(s) on this forum.

https://www.tundras.com/threads/when-your-wife-gets-tired-of-your-dirty-truck.108336/

 

But the cat was cool and he never said a mumbling word

 

There are other……. Solutions…….

 

I wish. I don't have time for this in the real world. But once, I would love to have that conversation in person.

 

It did escalate quickly. A post a couple after yours epitomized what was wrong, because it went where we knew it’d go. I appreciate you and you’re not wrong.

Also, I look forward to seeing your wife, when or if we meet— not on a forum in a thread designed to invite… anything.

 

To clarify, posting dirty clean pics of your truck all suds’d up is totally ok!

 

PICS PLEASE....

 

Thanks, Sunny. One minute I'm trying to figure out what can open a beer - next I let myself get sucked into a silly game. Wait? What? I'm all for pretty girls doing stuff. But, I have a wife and a daughter, and it's hard for me not to say something when it is clear that someone is full of shit, or they just want views, at the expense of women. Seems like that one was both.

 

I know. So stupid of me.

 

I did manage to be in a video. So, yeah...

 

Any bets on how long it'll take me to dig back thru this damn thread to get caught up?

Did @Darkness and @chrisb come back after vacation?

 

54 minutes is the correct answer, I guess.

Haven't had to remove them yet. I have a rubber-tip compressor blower thing. I cut the tip flat so it mates with flat surface. I'd probably poke with a super-thin needle that won't affect the spray pattern, remove the water supply line from the rear, then blow it out from the front with the tip.

Yup. Was off-continent in Western Europe for 8 days.

Be happy! Based on the billions in subsidies the fossil fuel companies get from our tax dollars, I wouldn't be surprised that 1% of your paycheck goes to pay for those artificially inflated prices.