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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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When ordering a bed in a box do you wait as long as the manufacturer says before laying on it?

  1. Yes, there must be a reason for them to add that to the instructions

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  2. I try to wait at least 24 hours

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  3. No, I lay on that thing immediately

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  4. Yes, unless you have a lady friend with you waiting to try it out

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    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :rofl:that's not my #3!
     
  2. Aug 17, 2025 at 5:17 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    We have a 50 cents on the dollar matching 401k up to 5% on top of the pension, I love it.

    Some guys at work don't take that free money. :facepalm:
     
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    The way my non-Tundras financial advisor put it: even if that fund does shitty, your return is still 100%.
     
  4. Aug 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Oh yeah. :fistbump:
     
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    When I got my first apt in MA I bought a mattress from the dollar store for $300
    I just paid $350+ to park at the ap for 8 days o_O
     
  6. Aug 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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    How was the vacation?
     
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    My first ever Toyota product..

     
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    I'll send pics from the Yellowstone River. I don't do big white water but I will be fishing from a raft
     
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    Bold move. :smokertransformer:
     
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    F yeah. Have a great time.
     
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    Bonus points to the noob who made his first post in the live crew thread. :fistbump:
     
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    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Smart move. Welcome to Toyota and the forum!
     
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    Yup once you’re sucked in you never leave. :D
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Hopefully he doesn't read the rest of the thread or he'll never visit the site again.
     
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    Yep, pics please. :)
     
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    Finally, someone here agrees getting a third Gen Tundra is a smart move! :yes::bananadance:
     
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    I hope he comes back. That was some Ninja shit!!!
     
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    Maybe we could just post a simple meme that represents the quality and mental integrity of the crew that hang out here and see if he returns. :monocle:

    277344185_1105550127022330_0000001008063210_n.jpg
     
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    He hasn't left, he's in 2.5Gen reading threads over there. o_O
     
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    I can absolutely tell the difference between an $800 reel and a $150 reel, even blindfolded. You need to fish more.
     
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    :facepalm:
    :rofl:Accurate
     
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    Or we'll never get rid of him
     
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    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment All men are equal when their memory fades

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    Yes, but it was the GM driver... :boink:
     
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    I was going to give him a warm welcome, congratulate him on his new truck and obvious good taste based on his color choice.....but now I'm questioning his sanity.

    Or he DID read more of THIS thread, realized what a bunch of pervs we all were, and that just happened to be where he landed after running from here screaming.
     
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    3rd gen pics should be at an angle, not head on full frontal pics. This is a decent place not Tundra Hustler.
    IMG_7206.jpg
     
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    "Hustler"
    Unless you're talking about Hedman Hedders.
    ;):hattip:

    Agree though, best angle.
     
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    Nope here is a picture of a real Tundra. In the correct color.
    9029B653-003C-4567-AE0C-8FEF6B3F4803.jpg
     
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    Yep, that is another great 2nd gen angle.
     
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    Exactly. A man of taste and culture.
     
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