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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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For those of you who like fish n chips, how do you have them?

  1. As they are

    2 vote(s)
    6.3%
  2. With tartar sauce

    10 vote(s)
    31.3%
  3. With malt vinegar

    11 vote(s)
    34.4%
  4. With ketchup

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. With maple syrup

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  6. With cocktail sauce

    1 vote(s)
    3.1%
  7. A combination of above (leave a comment )

    3 vote(s)
    9.4%
  8. Fish should only be used as bait to catch another fish. It shouldn't be eaten

    3 vote(s)
    9.4%
  9. Not a fan of fish and chips

    1 vote(s)
    3.1%
  10. Mustard

    1 vote(s)
    3.1%
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    Outbound

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    That's not very nice. If I had feelers you might have hurt them, but I don't so whatever.
     
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    Gotta love the bureaucracy. Slow as shit to get the title done, but johnny on the spot to tell you that you own them money.

    Hope the guy is ok. Hope the bike is, too.
     
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    But is he wrong? o_O
     
  6. Jun 11, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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    About me being uncultured? No, he is not and I'm damn proud of it.
     
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    We can help if you're willing. Say we start with the bad beer and steak cooking choices you indulge in, are you ready to repent? We love and only want what's best for you.
     
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    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/H9613XnacZA
     
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    Picked up another bike from a buddy today for my youngest, Baja 50.
    They are lovin it!
    IMG_20250611_204531.jpg
    My oldest spotted this guy on the way home.
    Screenshot_20250611_205028_Messages.jpg
     
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    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Nice pics! Did you kill the snake and eat it? Tastes like chicken!
     
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  12. Jun 11, 2025 at 9:29 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I killed it and took the little rattle. I do like snake though, definitely tastes like dark meat chicken!
     
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    2014. I called it my mid life crisis trip. I was 41 at the time.
     
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I thought that was only super white :notsure:
     
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    Tripleconpanna

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    You're out late...
     
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    Exactly why I can't live in hot places. Them dam snakes ruin it for me.
     
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    Tripleconpanna

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    Capt. Cock :rofl:
     
  22. Jun 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
    Tripleconpanna

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    Hell, it's not his bike... I'd reply with, 'Do what you need to do' :stirthepot:
     
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    You sure that's not coke? You know, code for blow?
     
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    Tripleconpanna

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    Could be... :notsure:

    :rofl:

    It's definitely NOT pronounced 'coach'!!!
     
  25. Jun 11, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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    The past two times i’ve been at the gym, there’s been a gal there who has a bunch of tattoos. She also has a very large neck tattoo…that at a glance makes it look like she has a 14 day old patchy beard. I had to look twice to make sure it wasn’t. No idea what the tattoo actually is, i never got close enough to get a better look. Then again it’s cringeworthy enough that i don’t want a better look at it. But as long as she’s happy with it, that’s what counts.
     
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    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    I added some blueberries, a reality check, and a smidge of honey to my oatmeal this morning.

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    I'm friends with lots of people.









    They're just not friends with me...
     
  30. Jun 12, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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    nobodyintexas What?

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    I have culled my friends to a remarkably small cadre of capable trustworthy folks.



    because, generally speaking, most people are awful.


    most people are not worth their weight in flip flops.
     

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