Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and grammar lessons

I couldn't do it justice... Google it, when you have some spare time; nothing inapproprate for work except there may be some reference to drugs that make people hallucinate. It's become a huge urban legend, and I believe they even made a movie about it...

 

I hate thieves... if I was closer to you, I'd be down to ride!!!

 

I've had many thoughts similar to this lately.

 

@Azblue

The Wife and I were at a fancy restraurant and as we settled in to our seats, the waiter said "Comfortable, sir?"

I said "No, ComeForFood."

 

@Azblue

When I handed my dad his 50th birthday card he told me "You know, one really would have been enough."

 

YT shorts got me last night too. I climbed into bed and my brain went berserk. Went to the couch and watched shorts until I fell asleep.

Came to a few conclusions as well. First, YT really should only be about dogs and cat videos. Second, Neil Degrasse Tyson has lost his mind... he seriously needs a reality check.

 

@Azblue

What genre are national anthems?

Country.

 

When you guys can't sleep, you should read instead of looking at a screen.

 

Someone’s begging for the hammer

Trying a new diner this morning

Seems like my kinda place

 

For some people, a honest day's work can take several days........

 

US Postal Service

 

Add an option the poll asking if people like my jokes.

 

It was ok

cooler than A typical fishing type shirt

but

it holds sweat

like a towel would

and I sweat.

 

One thing I did when I moved to Arizona from California the first time was dump the majority of my cotton based clothing. It's either some sort of sweat wicking material or lightweight wool.

Stuck to that since 2016 despite bouncing back and forth from Arizona to California a couple of times. It's been Duluth Trading Armachillo for under shirts and undergarments and quality wool clothing for me ever since.

 

100%.

I just need a book that will allow me to sleep. What I am reading right now just makes my brain explode

 

I don't believe in bros before hoes, hoes before bros. There needs to be a balance.

A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.

 

That would've been my assumption. Maybe it will become a winter shirt.

 

$70 «The Basics of Accounting and Audit»

Amazon.com: «The Basics of Accounting and Audit»: 9798877209855: Hanisyan PhD, Ms. Anna: Books

 

I fell asleep reading the title
If it's by @LarryDangerfield probably not good sleeping reading

 

Or drink

 

Ask @Azblue about his magic sleeping beans?

 

Are we still fighting over ketchup?

https://x.com/i/status/1931537746947870834

 

I don't know what you maniacs are putting in your food but, in Canada, ketchup is made of tomatoes, sugar, vinegar and salt.

 

Here in the US, you have to get one of the 'four ingredients' or 'natural' ketchups here to only have 4 ingredients.... But, since we are on a costco trend, they do sell a 3-pack

 

That's just our regular stuff. Even the store brands don't have any corn syrup or whatever it was you mentioned a while back in them.