Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

I've been playing Fortnite with my daughter off and on. I'm not much of a gamer but I can do it in small amounts. I usually have plenty of stuff to get done in the house or the garage, but we still aren't unpacked from moving months ago (that's a whole other story. I detached my bicep and am on light duty still). So things are in disarray and I don't want to deal with any of it right now.
Isn't vigorous masturbating a normal thing though?

We're in Rescue, CA just outside of Placerville. So, yes, rain soaked norcal. We just moved up this way from the Sacramento area and would rather not be anywhere else. In the big picture our weather is mostly perfect, but 10ish days of rain drives me nuts.

 

10 days of rain should drive anyone nuts.

 

@CoffeeDrink

 

You need to see the entire movie, but this is the scene.
In 1968 George Kennedy won an Oscar for his performance in the movie for best supporting actor.
Yes, that is a young Dennis Hopper in the movie..
https://youtu.be/wKRD0_6-2P8?si=E7WS-06xlkBKjBis

 

I didn't spit coffee. But you did get a good chuckle.

 

Does this count?
Pretty much what I have, but I have 6 implants on each top and bottom.
I have zero natural teeth....

 

Do you not put the fork in your mouth???

...or do you fork the pizza; dip it in ranch; remove from the ranch; remove ranch dipped pizza from the fork w/your finger tips; then pop ranch dipped pizza in your mouth??


Seems much easier to just get your own bowl of ranch double/triple dip away

 

Throw some jalepeno on that for some contrast and...

 

You'd remember a root canal. Never had one myself, but that's not an experience you just forget about from what I've heard.

 

How about just take a freakin' spoon and drizzle some all over the slice you're about to eat, and then set your spoon on a clean napkin w/o sticking the freakin' thing in your mouth


Then... after you've applied ranch, I'd suggest drizzling a small amount of dill relish over the top of the ranch to add a little vinegary bitterness to the creamy mix of hoge poge seasoning within the ranch

 

If your spunk is shootin' out w/green and black specles in it, you need to go see a doctor

 

That Roast Beef looks amazing, although I had to deduct points for the squid Fetus and McNuggets.

 

Logic applies to this. I see no logic in thinking he eats food off any utensil and isn't double dipping, ranch bowl involved or not.

saying bowl of ranch...just

 

You mean melted cheese and fried okra?

 

If you ain't pitchin' your catchin'

....right @GODZILLA ????

 

No I didn't mister fancy pants food observer.

 

Smoked Tri tip with fried polenta,tomato and motz with balsamic glaze, and fried yellow cherry tomatoes

 

Exactly... Just head north to coastal OR where the sun is always shining and the dope is green(er)

 

I don't play with balls, so you'll have to catch your own.

 

Can't waste good caffeine on a simple masturbation joke

 

You have a deep fryer in the house? That sounds delish.

 

Lodge 14” skilly

 

Cheffin' it up

... that sounds like an episode of Top Chef

and it would've been an epic win if the tomato would've been a tomato foam

PS>>> Gotta call the balsamic glaze a 'reduction'

PPS>>> If I ever get the chance to use a blast chiller it's freakin' on!!!!!!

 

way to get it done. Everything looks fantastic.

 

See this is where your insight fails... The toasties would never 'deep fry'

they would however, pan fry, anti-griddle, blast chill, and sous vide

 

Pretty sure it's not the balls that you'd be catchin'

 

Come on now; it's okay to share w/the group... we won't judge

You can't tell me that you don't give em a good tug or at least a healthy jostle as you're vigorously masturbating away on an icy morning