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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Nov 20, 2024 at 8:13 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    That’s worse than what I have to sit thru. Dang.
     
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  3. Nov 20, 2024 at 8:20 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    https://youtu.be/aANi6fUV9W8?feature=shared
     
  4. Nov 21, 2024 at 12:06 AM
    OldGuy03

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    My wife has been an on again off again vegan eater her whole life. At our reception she was eating vegan at the time. We served both vegan/vegetarian options as well as beef and shrimp options. I agree with a lot of the flank on the comments on the insta post. Nobody cares if you're vegan. And vegans shouldn't care if you're not.
     
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  5. Nov 21, 2024 at 12:27 AM
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    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Also wanted to say thanks for everyone's well wishes and advice. It's really appreciated.
     
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  6. Nov 21, 2024 at 3:10 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    This.

    and for the cartels?

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  8. Nov 21, 2024 at 3:28 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    agree.

    but, I tend to be less tolerant than the next fella.
    Life has taught me well.

    see, in my experience...vegans always have to speak up.
    Then, I ask them why they have incisors. conversation decays from that point.
    Vegans and vegan diets are inherently flawed.
    but, folks just want to be exceptional without effort.

    if you're going to be vegan...go be it....just shut up.
    Because any word out of you will be smacked down with logic and facts.


    FTR - it was our 31st annv. yesterday
    went to a nice steakhouse.
    had a big ole aged NY strip (medium)
    siracha Brussel sprouts
    au gratin potatoes
    mac and cheese
    Corn Brulee...think cream corn with jalapeño bits...and brown sugar caramelized on top.
     
  9. Nov 21, 2024 at 4:22 AM
    BreyTundy

    BreyTundy Big 4Lo Guy

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    Same story with my wife, but it was up until she was pregnant with our daughter. Most women love peanut butter and pickles or something like that for their pregnancy cravings, but my wife demanded a big fat ribeye cooked medium rare. I almost shed a tear I was so proud. Anyways, that was more than three years ago and she hasn't gone back to her prior veganism
     
  10. Nov 21, 2024 at 4:26 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    For all those dealing with addiction...I truly wish you success.
    I chose not to comment (till now) because I have never been addicted.


    I was in the biz for 10yrs. Beer distributing controller.

    in hindsight, I fundamentally did not like the core of the job...selling alcohol.
    I'm glad I was the asshole I was & got fired.

    it took about a month for the weight to lift. it was a damn toxic environment.

    2 of the 10 VP's were recovering Alcoholics...and quit drinking.....but still sold it!


    I know...advice is the worst vice, but here goes:

    don't ever start drinking. Alcohol is nasty and mean. Teach your kids.
     
  11. Nov 21, 2024 at 5:32 AM
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    Florida AF Florida Outdoors... Heaven

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    unfortunately, you get it....
     
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    Funny story.... I work for a company who directly deals with distributors. That is all I will say for several reasons.

    I constantly turn down night outs and free drinks. Its a perk of the job I intentionally avoid. It is weird to me seeing bars in bosses offices.

    That said, there are two things we do as humans that I do not understand...

    1) We know it is poison and we know it causes health complications. But yet we drink anyway? We encourage it in a variety of settings, most actually. Then, when we mature enough; we celebrate those who quit. Meanwhile, we drink.

    2) We know dogs live 1/3 or less of our lives. We still get one. Then we get attached and have our best friend. Usually more than one. then we watch that dog grow and deteriorate. Eventually we put that dog down and then truly mourn the non human companion unlike any other one out there. Then what do we do? We get another one to do it again..

    TLDR: same!
     
  13. Nov 21, 2024 at 5:47 AM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy I didn't choose the bald life. It chose me...

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    Yesterday was the first day on the new job and we had day 1 of orientation. Once again I had sexual harassment training but with the addition of everything else the California legislature has mandated on top of the Federal requirements...

    I'm impressed with my ability to put up with mind numbing boredom these days. I would have completely gone comatose even 5 years ago having to do this stuff.
     
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    Happy Anniversary!
    Sorry they overcooked your steak.
     
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    look at that treasure trail...
     
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    BIGUGLY

    BIGUGLY I the SheepDog. I have the capacity for Violence.

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  17. Nov 21, 2024 at 6:23 AM
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    The thing I love most about this group is the total sum of all the opinions. Thanks for keeping it real around here. :fistbump:
     
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    Does she do CrossFit?
     
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    nobodyintexas What?

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    I'm calling it now

    this will deteriorate into her doing crossfit
    in crocks
    with a muzzle break
    drinking an IPA
     
  20. Nov 21, 2024 at 6:56 AM
    j-utah

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    I have vegan neighbors next door, I moved my smoker to the other side of the house. Turns out I like it better over there anyway.
     
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    T-Rex266

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    and it took me many, many years to come to terms with that.
     
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    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy I didn't choose the bald life. It chose me...

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    I can't speak for everyone but it seems to be a common thing among folks who quit drinking that having only 1 drink was damn near impossible. I know it was for me. To be perfectly honest, it made no sense for me to drink if I was only having just 1.
     
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    I will say this…when you quit drinking, you find out who ur true friends are. Fortunately, those who I knew would stick around did and continue to.
     
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    I never understood the logic of having just 1. You drink for a reason and usually that reasons requires more than 1
     
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    There’s a cross fit place along a side street here in town and I always see classes running loops around the building, a lot of them have braces and bandages. :crazy::facepalm:
     
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    nobodyintexas What?

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    CrossFit is exercise

    CrossFit is NOT training


    Think about it.
     
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    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy I didn't choose the bald life. It chose me...

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    Yup, that was my mindset. You drink to get drunk. Sure some beverages taste good but to be perfectly honest, without the alcohol in it, I'm not touching it. I basically drink only water, unsweetened tea and the occasional energy drink when I am dragging ass. Even the energy drinks are cloyingly and artificially sweet and not my favorite.
     
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    Not unless it involves fitness taco in her mouth.
     
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    Place to find a date with no beer and less clothes.
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    I have to do the sexual harassment one every year. I don't know why, I already know quite well how to do it.
     

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