Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

The destruction of America's natural grasslands has had a greater impact on temperature increases than our ICEs have. Just saying, if you like clean air, let the natural grasses grow.

 

(aw man...is it climate change time?)....(dragging out the soapbox)

Temperature increases?

which temperature increases?

please expound.


FTR - this discussion will end with cow farts....just watch.

 

I agree with you.

Though natural grasslands do process a TON of carbon if left alone and with an on site thermal gun you can measure significant temp differences between the stuff allowed to grow and the stuff that is cut out for sod in neighborhoods.

I think artificial landscaping is a bad idea. Native plants should be used when possible to prevent excess water needs. *ahem* looking at nevada and cali for that one. Those water whores have literally used the colorado river up before it reaches the ocean. It's asinine.

 

<climbing back down from my soapbox>

 

serious question here.....

Instead of mowing, do you have to vacuum your yard?

 

@GODZILLA ,

This popped up in a "Feed" and it defines everything said about Silly people.. I would be courteous at the 4 way stop signs just to see them

try turning left or right



I will give them "Credit", securing the load while driving straight

 

Nothing to see here. He's going straight home.

 

What is it about airports that turns everyone into a cro-magnon?

Watching people put out water at TSA. Not a new rule.

People leaving jewelry on. Not a new rule.

People not checking ALL pockets after failing a scan. Then failing again and getting butthurt when they have to do the full body scan.

Hey monkeys, you have TSA pre-check. The rest of us paid the $ to avoid your dumb ass.

 

Airports are fun

 

One of my fav coworkers just announced she’s leaving the company. Headed back east for family. Not much a company can do about that but my company sure didn’t make the decision difficult.

 

Dude, I rarely fly. Love it, but rarely do it, and even my dumbass knows these things.

I bring a carry on that meets guidelines for weight/dimensions, no liquid (leave the mouthwash at home), and I wear shorts and slip on/off shoes while carrying my wallet, keys, and phone in my hand. Walk up, drop bag on the belt, kick off my shoes, take off my hat, toss items from my hand into the hat, drop the hat and shoes in the bin, walk through the scanner, and follow their directions. It's hardly rocket science.

 

It's a bummer when companies let the good ones leave. Worse when they do that and won't push the problem causers out the door.

 

Has your doc checked your blood pressure lately?

I'm far to laid back to rush, but I also try to have my poop in a group so I don't slow things down.

 

Exactly! I have seen people fail that chit after getting off an airplane and going thru another scan for their connection.

MoFo! You just did this four hours ago!?!?

 

Wife is gonna stare at this for days until I return…

 

I'm always early as well, but I'm early so I don't have to rush.

 

I always wait too. I just hate being rushed. I'll show up 2-3 hours before my flight, go through the circus, and then find my gate and chill.

 

Hell yeah
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