Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Don’t wear a Vneck

 

I don't even own a Vneck.

 

You’d make my drunk friend while camping very proud………

 

I'm not sure if this is a compliment or an insult.

 

HaHah I’m not a Vneck hater. My buddy was all over the place and laid into another buddy with a Vneck, it was great to watch and now a good inside joke kinda thing #vnecksareforjerks

my buddy couldn’t sit in a chair by the fire without falling out of it, that’s how drunk he was, we all made the decision to put him to bed, like any friend would, hahaha he got pissed at me “really?!”
Going to his tent, I stubbed the shit out of my big toe(I’m wasnt as drunk as him but getting there) in my flops, but my flops saved me a lot of grief, not as much as a normal shoe, but 3 weeks later I still have my nail.
Hahaha he didn’t say shit about nothing the next morning, it was great, and kinda the norm.

 

Come on now... I heard you like that snugglin' shit

 

You makin' it through the night @GODZILLA

 

It you're a hot chick, born as a chick, with auburn hair, a pretty smile, and a sense of humor, then sure. Otherwise, not so much.

 

For a single dude you sure are picky

 

Begrudgingly. Last crew didn't update shit, so I've spent the last couple hours going through and getting stuff up to date. Mildly irritating, but not the end of the world. More irritating is the contractors doing night work who call to sign into a location, but can't speak enough English to tell me what work they are doing or what it'll break. Language barriers are a thing, and I get it, but the "bosses" running the crews should have set the notices up in advance.

 

Relationships are work. If I am going to have to work for it, it has to be worth my time and effort. Hardly something worth settling for. I'll likely just follow the advice Kevin Samuels gave all the delusional ladies that called him up; "Get a dog and die alone." Difference is, that isn't a bad sounding proposition to me.

 

You could always use a service like this....

https://www.language-bank.com/

 

Can't believe you just put me in the 'settling' category

 

Trust me, anyone winding up with me is settling too.

 

Haha! Spending money to enhance communication? Pfft. That's for companies that actually communicate and plan. I can tell you this, no telecom company knows how to plan or communicate. I deal with most of the big ones in The States and many smaller ones, and they are all shit at both.

 

Well, normally I'd be up for a while and could chat more, but my butt was up waaaay to early this morning. Have a good rest of your shift, and try not to pound too many monsters tonight

 

Night, bud. Hope you sleep well.

 

I'm going to bed. Good luck in all your endeavors.

 

https://www.tundras.com/threads/kijiji-finds.8358/page-26#post-3359673

 

Doesn't look like he's trying to sell anything, what the hell is Kijiji anyway??

 

Canuck local classified ads like Craigslist. Eh

 

I'd put these up for sale but I already ate them....

 

Canadian Craigslist

 

I don’t see what’s wrong with his post. What am I missing?

 

Look at the rest of his posts to get to 50.

 

It's like reverse spam...

 

What is,

The guy trying to sell "Things" on TW or @GODZILLA having a "Resume list" for what he will date..

 

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