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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Feb 14, 2023 at 4:46 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Don't I know it :rofl: legitimately, on a physical level, my body is built different. 2 more examples. 1, I don't get hiccups anymore (thank God) but when I used to as a kid they were debilitatingly painful. 2, when I sneeze (like an ied going off) I would say 65-70 percent of the time it hurts like hell. Head and shoulders/arms throb.
     
  2. Feb 14, 2023 at 4:50 PM
    Taco-Spike

    Taco-Spike Gateway from Tacoma World ~ ended up here

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  3. Feb 14, 2023 at 4:51 PM
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    And where did you say your last "Business Dinner was" ??? :gossip:

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    :devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil:
     
  4. Feb 14, 2023 at 4:52 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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  5. Feb 14, 2023 at 5:04 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Crazy, I get the shoulder/arm ache sometimes when I sneeze. Dunno what that it
     
  6. Feb 14, 2023 at 5:05 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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  7. Feb 14, 2023 at 5:22 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Nah. Get it out and over with. It's a major workout in under 60 seconds, and you either feel way better or pass out afterward. I've had some rough reactions to fresh oysters (threw up so hard I got tunnel vision and had chunks pushed into my sinuses) and I'll take that over bubble guts and gut pain.
     
  8. Feb 14, 2023 at 5:24 PM
    Taco-Spike

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    Mmmm oysters
     
  9. Feb 14, 2023 at 5:26 PM
    GODZILLA

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    They tasted good, but my stomach hated them. Oysters Rockefeller were delicious.
     
  10. Feb 14, 2023 at 5:36 PM
    Taco-Spike

    Taco-Spike Gateway from Tacoma World ~ ended up here

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    Giving the lady some meat for V day

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    ;)
     
  11. Feb 14, 2023 at 5:49 PM
    GODZILLA

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  12. Feb 14, 2023 at 6:02 PM
    Odin43

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    My wife puked and her water broke three months early. Baby came 3 weeks later and spent a month in the NICU. Miraculously, she’s fine. Just turned three.
     
  13. Feb 14, 2023 at 6:03 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Damnnn :eek2:
     
  14. Feb 14, 2023 at 6:05 PM
    Odin43

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    Just realized there were a lot of threes in that post. :facepalm:
     
  15. Feb 14, 2023 at 6:08 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Lol, now that you mention it there is a higher than normal amount of 3s :p
     
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    There were three threes.
     
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  18. Feb 14, 2023 at 6:54 PM
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    WAtundra4x4

    WAtundra4x4 Retired from active retirement.

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    My wife got vertigo last week, dry heaves. She thought having something to puke would be better than the dry heaves. Glad she is getting better. Crawling on the ground is not good for us old folks.
     
  20. Feb 14, 2023 at 7:44 PM
    RainMan_PNW

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    Quite the opposite for me.
    I’ve got a damn strong stomach for a lot of fucked up things. But if it needs to go, it needs to go and there’s no reason to fight it.
     
  21. Feb 14, 2023 at 7:50 PM
    RainMan_PNW

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    Love oysters
    But gotta be fresh on the half shell. No other way sits right
     
  22. Feb 14, 2023 at 7:51 PM
    RainMan_PNW

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    I can empathize with you given what I know of your past…
     
  23. Feb 14, 2023 at 7:52 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    uhhhh... age :hattip:
     
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    He's young.
     
  25. Feb 14, 2023 at 7:54 PM
    GODZILLA

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    You've either done a deep dive or I've overshared. :rofl:
     
  26. Feb 14, 2023 at 7:59 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Older than you, sucka :p
     
  27. Feb 14, 2023 at 8:00 PM
    GODZILLA

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    I disagree. Age is your condition, not the number of trips around the sun. :p
     
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    RainMan_PNW

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    Heard/caught/read between the lines enough. The other person and kids and all that…been on here a little while now.
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    I’ve been married 25 years this June, and my wife and I still consider this to be a bullshit holiday.
     
  29. Feb 14, 2023 at 8:21 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Ah, so a combination of the two. Man, I wish I could remember half as well you you apparently do. I forget everybody's names, I don't do birthdays because I can never remember, and I forget plans I make the day after I make them.
     
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