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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Nov 24, 2019 at 7:49 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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  2. Nov 24, 2019 at 7:49 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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  3. Nov 24, 2019 at 7:51 PM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    The real story is a MGM flew by her and the sonic boom blew out her window. :yes:
     
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  4. Nov 24, 2019 at 7:56 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Dear Jim,

    That’s a damn lie and you’re full of shit.

    Sincerely,
    Truck Gang
     
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  5. Nov 24, 2019 at 8:01 PM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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  6. Nov 24, 2019 at 8:02 PM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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  7. Nov 24, 2019 at 8:22 PM
    Ganmercy

    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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    :smack: just practicing!
     
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  8. Nov 24, 2019 at 8:35 PM
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    Squatting Pigeon Squattingpigeon.com Staff Member

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  9. Nov 24, 2019 at 8:40 PM
    easleycrawler

    easleycrawler TOYOTA ADDICT- SSEM #78

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  10. Nov 24, 2019 at 8:50 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

    Squatting Pigeon Squattingpigeon.com Staff Member

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    It can pull a bunch of recycled soda cans!
     
  11. Nov 24, 2019 at 11:23 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Morning y'all and have a good one. One day less and another day closer.
     
  12. Nov 24, 2019 at 11:23 PM
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    Morning, Grumpy. Have a good day over there on the other side of the world.
     
  13. Nov 24, 2019 at 11:25 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Thanks, you too!
     
  14. Nov 24, 2019 at 11:30 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    Morning Christi
     
  15. Nov 24, 2019 at 11:50 PM
    GNTundra

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    BBE exhaust.

    BillyBoat exhaust. They build lots of exhausts for the LS based engines. Installation wasnt bad.
    Real quick clip.
    https://youtu.be/uqS9u482aSk
    .
     
  16. Nov 24, 2019 at 11:50 PM
    RLHULK

    RLHULK Too many gamma rays in all that BBQ smoke.

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    [​IMG]

    Purely for the joke. Don't take it literally or start a flame war about its stats. Just laugh and move on.
     
  18. Nov 25, 2019 at 12:11 AM
    RLHULK

    RLHULK Too many gamma rays in all that BBQ smoke.

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    Still rolling stock baby....
    What you mean I cant get all triggered and shit?
     
  19. Nov 25, 2019 at 12:17 AM
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  20. Nov 25, 2019 at 12:18 AM
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    Good morning, Christi.
    Hope you have a kick ass day!
     
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  21. Nov 25, 2019 at 12:23 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Fun times. Just gotta find the key to whatever mellows you out.

    Kinda funny, but for me, it's this:
    [​IMG]
     
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  22. Nov 25, 2019 at 12:33 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    I tell myself that for hours too! :notsure:
     
  23. Nov 25, 2019 at 12:44 AM
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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  24. Nov 25, 2019 at 12:45 AM
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    GODZILLA New Member

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    Ooof. You're smarter than me. I can't do Sudoku. Numbers are not my friends.
     
  25. Nov 25, 2019 at 12:49 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    It's still numbers, math, and memorization. I'm shit at all of those. :laughing:

    You and me both, sister. My filter broke a long time ago. :blahblah:
     
  26. Nov 25, 2019 at 1:08 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Trust me, my math skills are trash. I have always struggled with numbers. Much better with words. That's why I'm such a good BS artist. :thumbsup:
     
  27. Nov 25, 2019 at 1:09 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Not really.
     
  28. Nov 25, 2019 at 1:21 AM
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    I would, but there are calculators. :p

    I know what you are saying, but it's the addition of the puzzle element that kills my brain. I just hate math.
     
  29. Nov 25, 2019 at 2:32 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Less than 3 hours and I'm off work for the day! :yes:

    But then there is laundry to do, a roaster oven to clean, and I gotta go get groceries. :washing::violent::spending:
     
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  30. Nov 25, 2019 at 2:35 AM
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Pat!
     
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