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Wake up as the opposite sex . . .

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by TXMiamiFan, Feb 18, 2019.

  1. Feb 18, 2019 at 5:27 PM
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    TXMiamiFan

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  2. Feb 18, 2019 at 5:27 PM
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    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan [OP] SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Make a sammich. I’m sure I would wake up hungry.

    This is not a race to be the first one banned :rofl:
     
  3. Feb 18, 2019 at 5:28 PM
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    15whtrd

    15whtrd Mr. Blonde

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    Feel myself up.
     
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  4. Feb 18, 2019 at 5:33 PM
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    Notachickmagnet

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    Write my name in the snow
     
  5. Feb 18, 2019 at 5:35 PM
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    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Get pissed for no reason.
     
  6. Feb 18, 2019 at 5:35 PM
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    flying dave

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    Take his half...
     
  7. Feb 18, 2019 at 5:37 PM
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    15whtrd

    15whtrd Mr. Blonde

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    Try to get some free drinks at the bar
    How do kids today write their name in the snow if they don’t know cursive. Start and stop?
     
  8. Feb 18, 2019 at 5:37 PM
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    Fishman57

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    Make a firm decision about where I want something placed........Then change my mind 42 times.
     
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  9. Feb 18, 2019 at 5:38 PM
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    WrightHandy

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    I would still be a lesbian.
     
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  10. Feb 18, 2019 at 5:38 PM
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    War Machine

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    I’ve done that before. In your mother’s handwriting.
     
  11. Feb 18, 2019 at 5:38 PM
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    Grumpy Uncle

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    Crawl, walk then run! One does not immediately write their name in the snow. Practice and then when you think you're ready practice some more. Then and only then when you are ready it is to be done in cursive.
     
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  12. Feb 18, 2019 at 5:39 PM
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    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    :rofl::eek:
     
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  13. Feb 18, 2019 at 5:40 PM
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    Sas

    Sas Humor is everywhere

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    OKC, OK
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    Lost track after #1.
    Get a sex change.
     
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  14. Feb 18, 2019 at 5:40 PM
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    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Can I keep my beard?
     
  15. Feb 18, 2019 at 5:41 PM
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    Notachickmagnet

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    She told me about that little thing :rofl:
     
  16. Feb 18, 2019 at 5:41 PM
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    15whtrd

    15whtrd Mr. Blonde

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    OK I’ve thought about it.
    After feeling myself up I would get gay with my wife.
     
  17. Feb 18, 2019 at 5:41 PM
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    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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  18. Feb 18, 2019 at 5:42 PM
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    Notachickmagnet

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    :rofl:
     
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  19. Feb 18, 2019 at 5:42 PM
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    War Machine

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    That’s why I hate cold ass Ohio.
     
  20. Feb 18, 2019 at 5:43 PM
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    Pray that I dont have to put a tampon in :eek2:
     
  21. Feb 18, 2019 at 5:43 PM
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    15whtrd

    15whtrd Mr. Blonde

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    :yes:I would wreck myself
     
  22. Feb 18, 2019 at 5:43 PM
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    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    :rofl:
     
  23. Feb 18, 2019 at 5:44 PM
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    Notachickmagnet

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    I am dying here !!!!
    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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  24. Feb 18, 2019 at 5:44 PM
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    15whtrd

    15whtrd Mr. Blonde

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    Hahaha meee too!
     
  25. Feb 18, 2019 at 5:46 PM
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    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Drop my panties when I see a Tundra
     
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  26. Feb 18, 2019 at 5:47 PM
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    Notachickmagnet

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    I would start to whine because I might get a sniffle
     
  27. Feb 18, 2019 at 5:48 PM
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    Grumpy Uncle

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    All I can say is, there sure will be a lot of homely and fugly chicks running around!!!
     
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  28. Feb 18, 2019 at 5:48 PM
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    DJFaninTN

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    rearrange the furniture at least a dozen times in 20 minutes and then decide I need to go furniture shopping because I don't like what I currently have.
     
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  29. Feb 18, 2019 at 5:48 PM
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    15whtrd

    15whtrd Mr. Blonde

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    And then who would take care of you?
     
  30. Feb 18, 2019 at 5:48 PM
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    Notachickmagnet

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    Some fem looking dudes too
     

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