FS: Murder Spork

Murder Spork
AKA....Crazy Beaver

$100 and I’ll pay shipping
We start to negotiate -you pay shipping

I don’t really want to sell so I’m not desperately going to take $25...don’t try

 

$25:02?

 

I'm just curious why it's $100? You can get these brand new for $80 shipped.. You can also get factory seconds for $10 off and free shipping.. Yours have quick mounts, $4 on Amazon shipped..

Is this one autographed?

 

Yep, and I even used a sharpie

Come on buddy!! You should know the art of negotiation

I obviously don’t really wanna sell it. I’m just pitching in case someone’s catching, but thanks for hurting my chances

Orrrr, in case someone wants to help me move cross country

 

$26!

 

Don’t hurt yourself

 

I’m not sure you can handle it. It’s Krazy

 

Sorry man, I'm not trying to hurt your chances! Honestly curious.. some are special editions like mine..

 

Then yeah!! It’s a special addition, signed by OJ Simpson.........he used this specific spork to get his fame

 

1 quart of syrup?

 

I’m holding out for the Charles Manson commemorative edition.
With REAL BLOOD.

 

I want the Charlton Heston edition where it’s also a shotgun.

 

I might make it the Almaboy black market edition if the ex-monster steals another thing from me. She sneaked the vacuum out last week when I wouldn’t let her in my storage unit

She even stole her own daughter’s blender

 

I hate her already. Set up the ring in your house so you can catch her ass.

 

She already stole that. We’ll need to think of something else....

Ohhhh, I know! I’ll put the coffee maker in the middle of the room and when she grabs it a net will trap her

 

Haven’t decided yet....there’s so many options

 

$ 29.52 and 1 pound of boiled crawfish .

 

Make it 5 pounds?

 

Do you accept doll hairs?

 

Might have to get childish now. What is the next thing you think she may want that you could part with? You have to sabotage it somehow. Like rubbing your butt all over it. Then placing it right where she would take it.

I read a story once about a husband and wife who got a divorce. He was cheating on her but she got the house. Then in a roundabout way they wanted to buy the house from her and she stuffed the curtain rods with fish or something like that. They moved in and couldn’t figure out what the hell it was. They painted, they changed curtains all sorts of shit but never figured out that the smell was in the curtain rods. It was a better story than I could remember.

 

Only if they’re blonde

 

I can’t do that, she already took the curtain rods
Pretty slimy but I laughed at that one. They weren’t even nice and the cats shit all over the curtain a few days before

 

Ahhhhhh ...that's a bit pricey with the shipping....so at this time I have to decline your offer .

 

Dude....ever heard of homing crawfish?

 

I'll give you $1 FITTY

 

@ Almaboy..if'n you come to N'Awlins I can bring you to the "shrimp lot " in Wego and you can buy shrimp (depending on the count) directly off the boat for sometimes as little as $2 bucks a pound can't get any fresher .

 

Nope but we do get the occasional blue one.

 

and no, its not photoshopped

 

That’s awesome!! I know that kind of action well. We bought lobster directly off the boat in Maine and I lived coastal SC.....shrimp and oysters Galore but never learned about crawfish. Maybe I’ll swing through on my drive back to NC